Holliston (TV Series)

Rock the Cradle (2013)

Dave Brockie: Oderus Urungus

Quotes 

• Oderus Urungus : It's like Oderus Urungus always says: If your friends won't accept the one that you love, then pour Drano down their throats so you'll never have to listen to anything they have to say ever again!

• Adam : Don't ever read my journal again!

  Oderus Urungus : Sorry! What kind of grown man keeps a journal, anyway? Might as well have a... pet hamster.

  Adam : We did that joke last season.

  Oderus Urungus : We did?

  Adam : Yeah. Remember Horace Pinker, the hamster in the ball?

  Oderus Urungus : Eh, I only watched my scenes.

• Adam : What are you reading?

  Oderus Urungus : Your journal.

  Adam : Those are my private thoughts!

  Oderus Urungus : Heh-heh-heh... "March 31st. Why did Subway get rid of the Seafood and Lobster Sandwich? At first I thought they'd at least bring it back in the summertime, but they didn't. Sometimes I wonder why I go on. But I just do. I just do." Man, this is some deep shit!