Quotes
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Adam : I can't do this, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I... am an even gayer Hobbit.
Laura's Dad : What's a Hobbit?
Adam : I like men. I'm into guys and, and... second breakfast...
Laura : -Enough!
Adam : -Oh, thank God.
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Laura's Dad : Do you really love this man, Laura?
Laura : I really love this man, Papa.
Laura's Dad : Does he make you happy?
Laura : He makes me happy.
Laura's Dad : Can he provide for you?
Laura : He makes me happy.
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Laura's Dad : Do you love my daughter?
Adam : Well... I mean love's a pretty broad word, you know what I'm saying? It's like, I love a lot of things. I love ARMY OF DARKNESS, I love my Jenna Haze fleshlight, I love, um...
Laura : Corri.
Adam : C- Corri. Who's- what?
