Holliston (TV Series)

Halloween Girl (2013)

Joe Lynch: Joe

Quotes 

• Joe : You're not dating. She's flirting with you. There is a difference.

  Lance Rockett : No, no, no. Not in my book. If someone in the audience keeps their eyes on me for an entire song I consider that lucky individual to be Lance's next rocket launcher - WOO!

• Nicolo : Dude! That's the chick from all them Halloween movies!

  Joe : Sorry. My assistant here has poor depth perception.

  Nicolo : She can't hear me. She's all the way over there. Man, I would so give that girl "eat".

• Joe : What's going on?

  Laura : Michael Myers tried to molest me!

  Joe : What? Ahh!

  [Hits Adam over the head with the frying pan again] 

  Laura : Was that... the boogeyman?

  Joe : As a matter of fact... it was.