Martin rings ex-girlfriend Dionne to complain about her keeping Steven a secret before being given dubious dating tips by desperate newsagent Neil. Come the weekend he heads off for an Irish pub where he puts on a convincing accent to fool the residents. Steven tracks him down and is amazed by his father's talent,suggesting he makes money from it. Later Martin meets up with Dionne for a chat about old times with her justifying why she never told him about having a son. He then goes home to find his flat flooded.
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