- Colonel Hall: Magnet has been doing covert surveillance of paranormal phenomena for decades, so why did Cross find the dinosaurs first?
- Lt. Ken Leeds: Because one ate his wife, sir. Well... most of her.
- Evan Cross: Just because you've survived pulling the trigger five times doesn't mean you're going to win at Russian roulette.
- Lt. Ken Leeds: When you're crossing the freeway, you don't worry about getting struck by lightning. Unless, of course, you're in a thunderstorm, and carrying a metal umbrella...