True Blood (TV Series)
Everybody Wants to Rule the World (2012)
Nelsan Ellis: Lafayette Reynolds
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Quotes
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Sookie Stackhouse : You see anything?
Lafayette Reynolds : [Looking in a mirror] Yep. One fine-ass motherfucker with pretty new eyelashes. L
Sookie Stackhouse : Lafayette, seriously. There was a creepy spirit thingy in this bathroom. Now, are you gonna help me find out what it was or are you just gonna stare at your vain-ass self all night?
Lafayette Reynolds : Okay.
[Closes eyes]
Lafayette Reynolds : Creepy spirit thingy, why you in Sookie bathroom? Hello?
[Opens eyes]
Lafayette Reynolds : I'm sorry, Sook. I ain't got no goddamn clue how this shit work. I ain't Whoopi Goldberg in "Ghost", although I am way prettier.
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Sookie Stackhouse : You heard from Tara?
Lafayette Reynolds : I texted her about 50 times, and this all she wrote... "Bitch, stop texting me or I will eat you."
Sookie Stackhouse : Sounds like she's doing better.
Lafayette Reynolds : She ain't been pissed at me this long since I stole her boyfriend in eighth grade.
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Sookie Stackhouse : Maybe this is what Gran's trying to tell me; that Bud Dearborne knows something.
Lafayette Reynolds : She could have just said so. Dead folk, why y'all gotta be so cryptic? It ain't cute.