- Rocket J. Squirrel: [after selling the old car to a disguised Boris] See what you can do if you know how to bargain, Bullwinkle?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Lucky you got a good head on you, Rock.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Or you'd have to wear your hat on your neck.
- Boris Badenov: Come on, Natasha. Let's take the shortcut. We're about to go into the used car business.
- Natasha Fatale: On purpose?
- [Bullwinkle accidentally walks off a cliff]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Gee, an unhappy ending.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [while hanging from a branch] Yeah, this must be one of those adult cartoons!
- Natasha Fatale: Why we stopping, Boris?
- Boris Badenov: Did you see that charming wooden bridge we just passed?
- Natasha Fatale: What's so charming about a wooden bridge?
- Boris Badenov: [grabs a torch] It burns, that's what.
- [while trying to catch up to Boris and Natasha]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Rocky, the bridge is on fire!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: But if we stop now, they'll get away!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: The situation poses a rather precise ethical dilemma froth with portent, don't it?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: What does that mean?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I don't know. I heard it on Meet the Press.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: There's only one thing to do, Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Get a dictionary!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No, I gotta fly through the fire.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: You sure that's the only way, Rock?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No, but if you're gonna be a hero, you gotta do stupid things every once in a while.
- [Boris accidentally drives the car over a cliff]
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, we're falling!
- Boris Badenov: Raskolnikov! If those goody-goods think they...
- Natasha Fatale: Boris!
- Boris Badenov: Hmm?
- Natasha Fatale: Do me one favor before we hit.
- Boris Badenov: Certainly, poopsie.
- Natasha Fatale: SHARRUP YOU MOUTH!