Last Tango in Halifax (TV Series)

Episode #1.4 (2012)

Derek Jacobi: Alan

Quotes 

• Alan : [incredulous]  You've been having a fling with Paul Jatri?

  Raff : Can you believe it?

  Alan : [chuckling]  Oh, he's only 15!

  Gillian : No, Dad, that would be illegal. He's 22.

  Raff : Yeah, and you're 45! Have you looked in t'mirror lately?

• Celia : [exiting the bathroom in the creepy hall she and Alan are stuck in]  Eh, it's got a grand flush, that toilet. They built things properly, didn't they, the Victorians?

  Alan : [reading a guidebook]  Well, strictly speaking, it's Georgian. 1836, North Tower were completed, year before Victoria ascended throne.

  Celia : Oh, very good.

  Alan : Main body of t'house... Here, I didn't know it were this old. Dates back to 1514!

  Celia : Oh, fancy!

  Alan : Yeah, it's a good job we didn't try smashing a window.