My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Ponyville Confidential (2012)

Chantal Strand: Diamond Tiara

Quotes 

• Diamond Tiara : [early in the morning]  That's it, Gabby Gums is out of time. Run these instead, I want this paper on every street corner in Ponyville!

  [she hands him a folder with an alternate article] 

  Press Pony : Yes, ma'am!

  Sweetie Belle : [walks into the room with Apple Bloom and Scootaloo]  Stop the presses!

  Press Pony : Uh... they haven't started yet.

  Scootaloo : We have a Gabby Gums column!

  [holds up a notepad] 

  Diamond Tiara : Hmph, you're lucky I'm nice.

  [she tosses the column to the transcribers, who begin typing it] 

  Diamond Tiara : This better not happen again, or else.

• Diamond Tiara : [sighs]  Well done, Diamond Tiara, you've averted yet another crisis with your amazing diplomatic skills.

  [sees Dinky Doo reading the latest issue; gasps] 

  Diamond Tiara : "An open letter to Ponyville by Gabby Gums"? What is this?

  [tosses her away] 

  Diamond Tiara : Ooh, they're not gonna get away with this! I'll publish those photos tomorrow! They messed with the wrong pony!

• Diamond Tiara : Alright, listen up. The Foal Free Press is a *joke*.

  Students : Huh?

  Diamond Tiara : Nopony at this school takes it seriously. Well I, the editor-in-chief in charge, am going to deliver us to new found glory!

  [pause] 

  Truffle Shuffle : [from the back of the classroom]  Yay!

  Diamond Tiara : First things first. Where's the staff photographer? Get out there and document *everything*. *I'll* decide what's important. The rest of you, I want hard-hitting news and interesting thinkpieces. No more Namby-Pamby stories like last year's editor.

  Ruby Pinch : But Namby-Pamby was a great editor.

  Diamond Tiara : Well, there's a new regime now, and I want juicy stories, the juicier the better! Now get out there and report!

• Cheerilee : Well, staff, I guess I gave a little too much authority to a first-time editor. I'm sorry, Diamond Tiara, I have to strip you of your title.

  [she hits the wall, making Diamond Tiara's portrait retract back into the rolling holder] 

  Diamond Tiara : [growls] 

  Cheerilee : And for the next editor of the Foal Free Press...

  [Diamond Tiara blows a raspberry at the Cutie Mark Crusaders] 

  Cheerilee : ...here's your new editor-in-chief, Featherweight!

  Students : [cheering] 

  Diamond Tiara : Oh, him? But what about *me*?

  Press Pony : Here ya go!

  [he hands her a visor and apron] 

  Press Pony : I've been promoted to staff photographer!

  [she slips in the ink of the printing press and falls into it; everypony laughs]