My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Ponyville Confidential (2012)

Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Pumpkin Cake, Cotton Cloudy

Quotes 

• Applejack : "Applejack, asleep on the job!" Can y'all believe this? And this one: "Big Macintosh - what's he hiding?" Who the hay does this Gabby Gums think she is?

  Twilight Sparkle : Listen to this one. "Twilight Sparkle: I was a Canterlot snob. A well-placed scaly source close to the prissy pony says Twilight Sparkle thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads and low-class rubes."

  Rarity : Everypony, please! She's just a harmless schoolpony engaged in a little harmless gossip. You're really making too big a deal out of this.

  Twilight Sparkle : But it's *all* lies! Gabby Gums prints whatever she wants, she doesn't care whose reputation she destroys! "Fluttershy has tail extensions!" "Pinkie Pie is an out-of-control party animal!"

  Pinkie Pie : [shocked]  What?

  [crying] 

  Pinkie Pie : It's true! I *do* have a problem!

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh look! According to this one, the Cakes are breaking up!

  Mrs. Cake : [rushes into the room with Mr. Cake and their babies]  We are?

  Rainbow Dash : [crashes in with a pile of newspapers]  Well, my life is officially over. Gabby Gums has made it to Cloudsdale.

  Twilight Sparkle : "Rainbow Dash: Speed demon or super softie?"?

  Rainbow Dash : I grabbed as many copies as I could, but it was too late!

  [crying] 

  Rainbow Dash : I'm a laughing stock!

  Twilight Sparkle : See, Rarity? Your so-called "harmless gossip" can be very hurtful!

  Rarity : Honestly, you ponies have no sense of humor. So she tweaks a few ponies every now and then, maybe they dese-

  [sees another issue, gasps] 

  Rarity : I'll *destroy* her! "The Drama-Queen Diaries"... she's reprinted my diary! How could Gabby Gums possibly get access to my private diary?