David Firth: Burnt Face Man, Bastard Man, Announcer, Man-Spider, Man, Narrator, Suggestion Boy, Woman, Anger Man, Commercial Voice, Crime Monitor, Man #1, Man #2, Newsreader, Rockhead Rumple, Small Asian Man, Taps Man, Angry Man, Angry Mob, Answering Machine, BBC One Continuity Announcer, Barry, Boss, Boy in Commercial, Built-In Intelligence, Craig the Evil Toilet, Cult Leader, Dead Man #1, Dead Man #2, Dead Woman, Detergent Dan, Doctor, Evil Narrator, Flailing Arms Robot, Gastropod Overlord, God, God's Assistant, Haddock-Boy, Have a Nice Day Man, Impersinator, Internet Forum Members, James Van Der Beek, Jon Bon Jovi, Laughing Man, Machine, Man #3, Man #5, Man #6, Man in Cloak, Man in Crowd, Metal Horse Robot, Mick, Non-Bio Bruce, Observation Boy, Office Worker, PETA Member #1, PETA Member #2, PETA Member #3, Paperwork Dan, Praying Man, Qweckian #1, Qweckian #2, Qweckian #3, Qweckian #4, Qweckian #5, R Kelly, Radio Newsreader, Reporter, Robot, Shifty Character, Slightly Bruised Man, Washing Machine Emulator, Welding Man, Woman #1, Woman #2