Ghosts (TV Series)
The Baby Bjorn (2022)
Devan Chandler Long: Thorfinn
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Quotes
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Thorfinn : Children not born with hate in their heart. They must be taught it, and I was not there to teach him.
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Thorfinn : Bjorn, when I was your age, my father gave me this. And now I give it to you. May you spill the blood of many Danes with it.
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Thorfinn : So... how will Thor speak to Bjorn?
Samantha : Well, if you stand here, then I will get Bjorn to stand by that window, then you two could yell at each other.
Thorfinn : Yes! I can yell at my son the way my father yell at me. Except it would be out of love and not anger that I eat all the ram's testicles.
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Isaac Higgintoot : Okay, Thor. It's showtime. Your son is waiting for you.
Thorfinn : I said I don't want to talk to him.
Isaac Higgintoot : Thor, he traveled half the world and waited a thousand years just to find you.
Flower : That's more work than I put in to meet David Crosby.
Thorfinn : Thor not care.
Isaac Higgintoot : Can you imagine the disappointment he is going to feel right now if you abandon him? You are his father.
Thorfinn : You're right.
Flower : Oh...
Thorfinn : He is under the impression that I am his father, so I will speak to him, and tell him he is no longer my son! Okay. It feels like you're deliberately twisting my words.
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Thorfinn : A Finn, I could live with that. A Swede, disgusting, but fine. But why Dane? Why you do that to me?
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Thorfinn : So many questions, I... know so little of him.
Isaac Higgintoot : Well, Samantha made some notes from the conversation. Let's see here... He lived in... unpronounceable town with far too many consonants with his wife, Alma.
Thorfinn : No, that wrong. That name Danish. It... must be mistake.
Isaac Higgintoot : Oh, no, no, no. No, that's what it says here. He had three children: Magnus, Inger and Lars. But those also names of Danes.
Flower : Oh, dear.
Thorfinn : Bjorn... married Dane. Is deepest betrayal. Bjorn is... traitor.
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Samantha : I'm sorry, did you say "ram's testicles"?
Jay Arondekar : I don't even want to know.
Thorfinn : Is Norse delicacy.
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Samantha : Sass just came in and he wants you to move seats?
Sasappis : Well, for about six minutes every afternoon, that chair is bathed in a shaft of light and it feels really nice. We don't have a lot going on, Sam.
Samantha : He likes the shaft of light.
Jay Arondekar : Sure, buddy. Go for it.
Sasappis : Yes! Oh.
Trevor : Oh, crap...
Sasappis : Too late. I got the shaft.
Isaac Higgintoot : Damn it. I snooze-eth and lose-eth.
Isaac Higgintoot : Sass, I'll give you ten back rubs for the seat.
Trevor : I'll make it 20.
Sasappis : That's a pretty generous offer.
Hetty Woodstone : 100 back rubs!
Sasappis : You got yourself a deal.
Samantha : I'm sorry, what is going on? Back rubs?
Trevor : You don't know about the back rubs? How does she not know about the back rubs?
Samantha : Honestly, I try to shut a lot of this ghost stuff out.
Jay Arondekar : You don't deserve this power.
Sasappis : Back rubs are like our ghost currency.
Thorfinn : We can't handle money, so centuries ago we decided on back rubs.
Trevor : The problem is, no one can compete with Hetty.
Isaac Higgintoot : Through a combination of shrewd bargaining and a general disdain for physical touch...
Hetty Woodstone : Hmm.
Isaac Higgintoot : ...which leads her to never cash them in, Hetty has amassed a vast wealth of back rubs.
Trevor : It's not fair. Hetty's constantly outbidding me. I've only been dead for 20 years. I don't have the capital.
Hetty Woodstone : Well, Trevor, that's just how the world works. You're new money and you always will be. In the meantime, it is I who gets the shaft. And, let me tell you, it feels so good.
