Ghosts (TV Series)

The Baby Bjorn (2022)

Román Zaragoza: Sasappis

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• Samantha : Sass just came in and he wants you to move seats?

  Sasappis : Well, for about six minutes every afternoon, that chair is bathed in a shaft of light and it feels really nice. We don't have a lot going on, Sam.

  Samantha : He likes the shaft of light.

  Jay Arondekar : Sure, buddy. Go for it.

  Sasappis : Yes! Oh.

  Trevor : Oh, crap...

  Sasappis : Too late. I got the shaft.

  Isaac Higgintoot : Damn it. I snooze-eth and lose-eth.

  Isaac Higgintoot : Sass, I'll give you ten back rubs for the seat.

  Trevor : I'll make it 20.

  Sasappis : That's a pretty generous offer.

  Hetty Woodstone : 100 back rubs!

  Sasappis : You got yourself a deal.

  Samantha : I'm sorry, what is going on? Back rubs?

  Trevor : You don't know about the back rubs? How does she not know about the back rubs?

  Samantha : Honestly, I try to shut a lot of this ghost stuff out.

  Jay Arondekar : You don't deserve this power.

  Sasappis : Back rubs are like our ghost currency.

  Thorfinn : We can't handle money, so centuries ago we decided on back rubs.

  Trevor : The problem is, no one can compete with Hetty.

  Isaac Higgintoot : Through a combination of shrewd bargaining and a general disdain for physical touch...

  Hetty Woodstone : Hmm.

  Isaac Higgintoot : ...which leads her to never cash them in, Hetty has amassed a vast wealth of back rubs.

  Trevor : It's not fair. Hetty's constantly outbidding me. I've only been dead for 20 years. I don't have the capital.

  Hetty Woodstone : Well, Trevor, that's just how the world works. You're new money and you always will be. In the meantime, it is I who gets the shaft. And, let me tell you, it feels so good.