- Marty: I would like to make a statement before I get sentenced... Bourbon, yes it is delicious, but also dangerous. B is for Brown, the colour of bourbon.
- Lily: Oh no not the Bourbon Poem.
- Marty: O is for Outrageously tasty. U is for Utterly delicious. R is for Really, really nice. B is for beautiful in flavour. O is for out of it and N is for Naughty Marty should have said no.