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My Review Of "Exorcist Chronicles" 2013
ASouthernHorrorFan5 June 2013
"Exorcist Chronicles" is a UK paranormal thriller directed by Philip Gardiner. The film stars Rudy Barrow, Liz Mente Bishop, Nathan Head and Bob Lee. The story was built on the premise that an epidemic of demonic possessions are increasing at an alarming rate. The story-line follows a priest charged with handling an "outbreak" of these possessions in a region of England with the assistance of an Epidemiologist. This is supposedly meant as the humanizing drive of the story, which is set against flash sequences of Vatican archival footage, of possession cases, studied. I say supposedly because on all accounts the film fails to really connect on a personal level with the audience, or show any real humanizing aspects. Which is sad because this Indie flick had all the opportunities to be a decent little exorcism movie. The Vatican's increasing collection of documented cases, Science vs. the Spiritual and a demon that hasn't been overused in possession mythos-personally one of my favorite Mesopotamian deities – TIAMAT. It was my avatar's name in Second Life, an experience that lasted all of three days! Somehow, though- the story and production got away from the director and creative team behind this project. Big time!

"Exorcist Chronicles" starts off flat. After a pretty nice credit roll the film just lingers on the first scene as quiet as the dead. A priest residing over someone's bedside- I am assuming death bed because two more priests enter, only to mutter in a few short sentences, declaring the priest Father Death. No reason is given and we are forced to just take their word for it and move on. Then just as blunt as the first scene plays out another scene begins with no real dialog or story lead to suggest why or where or anything really that would give any real depth to the situation. This seems to be the running premise throughout the film. Just a series of random scenes of characters that we are shown, with very little dialog, that actually give some understanding to their purpose within the story, or why we should even care! No arcs, no real guiding stream of consciousness that would validate the characters, or hook the story's themes together. All of this is only broken by scenes of various demonically possessed people. In a way that almost comes off as some type of Catholic compulsory hording fetish of the possessed. Most of these almost surrealistic moments play out in grandiose artfilm fashion, that belong more in rock music videos than in movies. And sadly these little visual artistic experiences are really the only thing that suggests any emotional involvement from the director or writers.

There is some dialog-don't get me wrong-the cast doesn't mime out the story. The dialog is just so short and unattached to the meat of the overall synopsis that it almost seems pointless. The characters are one dimensional and way under developed. It never goes deep or offers the details needed to prove the plot, or solidify the events that take place in the film. Mostly it is just basic banter about first person necessity or requirement –like "How long has this been happening?" or "Don't you believe in the presence of evil". Pray, pray, pray, blah, blah, blah. Even the exorcisms were weak and not fully visualized. I don't know what really happened with the film but it just seemed like one big carousel of randomness, hoping we understand that -"everything is implied". It is like we jumped in in the middle of events, and only glimpsed small portions of what was happening, only to be thrown into another moment. Actually I think this may be the first film with British actors that was disappointing. The story wasn't in-depth or thought provoking-really didn't even seem smart. Even the character's seemed contrived and almost pointless. Not to mention that the acting was way below the standard UK talent pool-which really almost never happens, except for actors like Hugh Grant-they really fell flat. And a couple of characters where so unrealistic that it seemed ridiculous. The only real quality moments in the film came from the creative expressionism style, shown with the Vatican footage or flashes of demonically possessed characters. Set those to some Death Metal and you may just have something here.

I hate when I give bad reviews. It kind of depresses me, so much negativity. However, like I always say-Don't let anyone's review or opinion of a film keep you from checking it out yourself. Everyone sees and relates differently and uniquely. What was lost on me with this film may connect with you-just go into "Exorcist Chronicles" forewarned.
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1/10
Should be labeled "NOT FOR PUBLIC RELEASE"
allenelswick197921 May 2013
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The movie is nothing but a bunch of "found footage, eyes only" scenes of people being possessed or something. There is a sorta story about a priest and a woman that are investigating a raise in possessions but mostly they hang out in an RV. Oh, and there is crazy guy that runs around the woods, and a lot of ugly women showing their breasts. The sound is awful, it drifts in and out. There are times when you can not hear what a person is saying. The lack of an audible voice track is so bad that the closed captioning says "unknown" or "(inaudible)". I'm pretty sure this movie was made by a few 10-years one weekend, if no then anyone who worked on the film should be ashamed of them selves. The movie was so bad, I'm not even going to proof read this review.

Allen Elswick.
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1/10
Wholy Horrible
whicks042429 May 2013
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This movie takes the fun right out of all of the "Genuine Footage" type of movies. Very poor acting and extremely poor sound quality. Unfortunately, I took this ride before reading any other reviews.

Another extreme issue that I see is the very sad attempt at a play off of the "Exorcist" films. This is by no means a part of that franchise or anything even close to it.

As a big fan of paranormal films, this one has taken me for a ride into a new realm of movies that I never want to visit again. I rented "Grave Encounters" expecting it to be horrible, low budget and yet it was fantastic, kept my girl biting her nails and peeking over the covers. I was hoping the same here but, not even close. I see a great idea and the potential for it was certainly there.

This movie seems like it was made for fun by some high school kids with a project due for their drama teacher. Then and only then would I consider giving this an A rating, because it is simply is at an elementary level. I also could see the actors looking off away from each other, almost like looking past each other during dialog. Were they looking past each other to read cue cards? It sure looks like it. I almost gave it a 2 rating because of breasts but, I simply could not find it within me to do so.
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3/10
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER
nogodnomasters27 April 2019
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There is nothing like the return of the dragon/Satan in the form of a Tiamat cult. People (mostly dirty topless women) are becoming possessed across the world at an alarming rate. But don't worry, the Vatican was three priests who bombed out of drama class, so you know their good. Father Jan (Rudy Barrow) who had basic exorcism training, teams up with epidemiologist Daryl Lux (Liz Mente Bishop) who doesn't seem to like clothes. They are given all the creature comforts of a small trailer in a field to save the world because this is a low budget film.

This is a film you can take a nap in the middle and wake up and you haven't missed anything. The scenes are too long and there are too many scenes of possession, apparently wishing to cast every local gal willing to get dirty and take her blouse off. The back of the DVD gives out plot spoilers...if such a thing is possible.

The DVD is poorly made as the extras started right when the film was over, hence the deleted scene came on at the end of the feature as if it was a part of it. A bit confusing, but the nudity was nice.

Guide: F-bomb. Nudity.
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1/10
Waste of time
AndreRP8 January 2014
Please do not get me wrong, I appreciate the time and effort of actors and directors and I love horror movies, but this was a total waste of my time. My only and sincere advise to you is ... do not waste your time watching this movie. Why not? Because there is no storyline, it only drags on and on and on about the same thing. The actors are the worse think I have ever seen. The actors timing was terrible. The guy behind the camera is most likely an amateur and this is also the directors fault. Instead of wasting your time with this movie you should watch the real thing, the original "The Exorcist" from 1973 directed by William Friedkin. There is no comparison other than the fact that this one is a complete failure to capitalize on the original one.
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2/10
Cheap and shoddy
Leofwine_draca22 June 2017
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EXORCIST CHRONICLES is another Z-grade horror cheapie from documentary filmmaker Philip Gardiner. The whole production was shot on video that makes it look like a found footage movie, although it tries to tell a wide-ranging conspiracy story which just doesn't hold up on the tiny budget. The film is populated by very poor actors struggling to give life to badly-written dialogue, and as a whole it feels shoddy and uninteresting, nothing that hasn't been seen or done a hundred times before.
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