- John Bunnell: Coming up, on "Police Videos": The bad guys beef up with intense firepower, heavy horsepower, and sheer manpower. Plus, whether it's a DUI or an APB, any way you spell it, these crooks get an "F".
- John Bunnell: [as an officer hauls a drunk driver away, telling him "Just for your information, it's 4:00 in the morning."] Nighty-night.
- John Bunnell: When a professional car thief commits a robbery, he does it quickly and quietly. But an amateur thief is likely to do something so stupid, he'll amaze even the most experienced officer.