- Norm: Denizens of downtown Danville, pardon me for interrupting. You have two minutes to relinquish your city to me or see it utterly destroyed. Thank you for your cooperation.
- Norm: Attention Danville, while your nervous scurrying is gratifying, I must inform you that you have one minute to... surrender.
- Norm: [singing "Weaponry"] La la la-laaa.
- Chorus: Weaponry!
- Norm: It's the way to get it done.
- Chorus: Weaponry!
- Norm: It's effective and it's fun. If you want to make them fall on bended knee at your command, bow their heads and swear that you're the leader of the land, state your wishes in a language they all understand - with weaponry. That's the plan!
- Mom: Oh, laundry. Sometimes I feel like our first president, because I'm "washing... a ton."
- [drum set reaction plays]