- Mom: [to Candace] Good morning, sunshine. What's your plan for the day - besides, of course, padding out my cell phone bill?
- Buford: I don't believe in spaceships.
- Isabella: But, Buford, you've been IN a spaceship. Several, actually.
- Buford: I'm a skeptic.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: What-what-what does this mean? When I'm awake I build evil inators that fail and when I'm asleep I build nice inators that work? Oh, what is my subconscious trying to tell me?
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [dreaming himself into a fantasy land] Oh, man, this had better be a dream, because I don't like where this is going.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Now, was that a fantasy inside a flashback inside of a dream?
- Inner Evil Self: Well, let me put it this way.
- [Inner Evil Self slaps Doofenshmirtz awake]
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Why the chef's hat, you ask? It's the cheapest way I could trap you. Hey, times are tough waiting for my alimony check. I have to watch every penny.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ya see, this baby generates a powerful current of air which can hold pizza dough aloft indefinitely. Heh-HAA! So, now, I will challenge pizza boy to a pie-spinning duel at the Pizza Day Festival in Danville Park today. I'm-I'm gonna humiliate him in front of tens of people, and YOU are gonna have a front row seat.