My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Read It and Weep (2012)

Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle

Quotes 

• Twilight Sparkle : Wow, I knew the book was good, but I didn't know it could drive a pony to petty theft!

  Rainbow Dash : Good? Try awesomely amazing! That book is undeniably, unquestionably, un-put-down-able! But then I had to put it down; I was sent home before I could finish it.

  Twilight Sparkle : Well, I'm glad that's all this is about.

  Applejack : There's no reason to go around causin' a ruckus...

  Pinkie Pie : Fracas!

  Applejack : ...causin' a *fracas* just because you like to read.

• Rainbow Dash : What's this? "Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone".

  Twilight Sparkle : This is the first story in the series. I own all of them.

  [squee] 

  Rainbow Dash : No thanks. I *so* don't read. I'm a world-class athlete. Reading's for eggheads like you, Twilight. Heh, no offense, but I am *not* reading. It's undeniably, unquestionably, uncool.

  [everyone else laughs] 

  Applejack : Is she serious? Who doesn't like to read a bang-up tale from time to time?

• Twilight Sparkle : Like I said, I have every book in the series, and you can borrow them all, any time you like!

  Rainbow Dash : Oh, thanks Twilight. I'm sorry I made such a big deal about all of this. I thought reading was just for smart ponies like you.

  Twilight Sparkle : Rainbow Dash, just because you're athletic doesn't mean you aren't smart!

  Spike : Yeah, just look at me!

  [kisses his arm as if he's strong, then walks away dejected] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Reading is something everypony can enjoy, if they just give it a try.

  Rainbow Dash : Yeah, I get it. I shouldn't knock something until I've tried it.

  Twilight Sparkle : That's a great lesson, and it would make a great letter to the Princess.

  Rainbow Dash : [to Spike]  Didja get all that?

  Spike : [cleaning with a broom and dustpan]  Yeah?

  Rainbow Dash : Great! You write the letter, I've gotta finish this book!

  [bites]