Bad Words (2013)

Jason Bateman: Guy Trilby

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• Guy Trilby : [to a mother who swore in the presence of Chai]  Why don't you take your potty mouth, go locate your pre-teen cock-sucking son and stuff him back up that old blown-out sweat sock of a vagina and scoot off back to whatever shit-kicking town you came from!

• Guy Trilby : You sleep good dickhead?

• Chaitanya Chopra : Do you remember your winning word? I'm Chaitanya, remember?

  Guy Trilby : I can't do it again, Shwarma.

  Chaitanya Chopra : Chaitanya. How about just your favorite word?

  Guy Trilby : I'm serious pal.

  Chaitanya Chopra : You don't have one?

  Guy Trilby : I don't. Nope. Sorry.

  Chaitanya Chopra : Mine is subjugate. It just sounds so cool, you know? Subjugate. Subjugate. Subjugate. What's yours?

  Guy Trilby : How about 'shut the fuck up?'

  Chaitanya Chopra : Well, that's four words - a sentence, really.

• Guy Trilby : Hey, Moms, let's break out the rubber pillowcases tonight. Little pricks, you're gonna be countin' tears, not sheep.

• Guy Trilby : [to Chaitanya]  If you don't point your curry hole that way, and sit your fucking ass back down in that seat, I'm gonna tell the captain that your bag is ticking.

• Chaitanya Chopra : This soda pop is so delicious.

  Guy Trilby : I'd just say soda, otherwise you're gonna get raped.

• Jenny Widgeon : I was wondering what the grammatical significance of that sentence is: "Why run from fire ants?"

  Guy Trilby : Well, every vowel's in there, starting with the u, going to the a. Right, it's backwards?

  Jenny Widgeon : ...Well, I guess it's pretty easy, y'know, for a sentence. Y'know, I wish there was one word that had all the vowels in it in alphabetical order.

  Guy Trilby : "Facetious."

  Jenny Widgeon : Sonofabitch!

• [Trilby gives Dr Bowman a letter] 

  Dr. Bowman : [rips up the letter]  What could YOU give me that would be so interesting to read?

  Guy Trilby : [disappointed]  Well, there's a part in there about me being your son.

  [walks off] 

• Guy Trilby : I'm not that good at a lot of stuff. Especially thinking things through. And that's why this plan was so shitty. But my feelings were hurt, and I'm glad I at least did something about it. Making bad decisions is nothing new to me.

• Proctor at Spelling Bee : So, are you a judge?

  Guy Trilby : No. I'm the WINNER.

• Chaitanya Chopra : Not everything is about winning.

  Guy Trilby : I know that's true. Closure is pretty nice too.

• Guy Trilby : Bill Bowman will never forget who I am. And I think that this is the bare minimum that a son can expect from his father, don't you?

• [first lines] 

  Guy Trilby : [narrating]  I'm not that good at a lot of stuff. Especially thinking things through. And that's why this plan was so shitty. But my feelings were hurt, and I'm glad I at least did something about it. Making bad decisions is nothing new to me.