Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

My Fair Goalie (2011)

Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Quotes 

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : For generations, philosophers have asked, "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" The answer - by the way, OBVIOUSLY - is of course it does! I mean, dah!, right? Philosophers!... Get a job, thinky-boy!

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Seriously, if I was a hot tub, people would be getting out of me. They'd be, like, "Wow, Heinz Doofenshmirtz is way too hot. We should get out of him."

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Behold! The If-a-Tree-Fell-in-the-Forest-Inator! Dun-da-daaaah! One blast from this puppy will knock over a tree - or anything else for that matter - and the sound it will make will be...

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : [whispering]  ... "Doofenshmirtz."

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : [regular voice]  I will have eternal fame as the answer to that one philosophical question.

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Is that Eb above high C?

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Whoa, check it out, Perry the Platypus, I'm... I'm totally beating you inadvertently - and when I say "inadvertently" I completely mean "vertently."