Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2 (2013 Video)

Conan O'Brien: David Endocrine

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• Joker : That's why I'm gonna kill everyone in this room.

  David Endocrine : Okay. I think that's a little more insight than we had in mind.

  Dr. Bartholomew Wolper : It's okay, he doesn't really mean that. He's just trying to ease the tension.

  David Endocrine : Funny way to go about it.

  Dr. Bartholomew Wolper : You have to remember, this man isn't responsible for those killings. He's merely a victim of the Batman's psychotic obsession.

  Joker : I thought I was Batman's psychotic obsession.

  David Endocrine : So you think the Batman's the real sicko here.

  Dr. Bartholomew Wolper : Without a doubt. He's an obsessive-compulsive, narcissistic hero-complexed sociopath. I would love a shot at him as a patient.

  Joker : [holds up coffee mug]  Do guests get to keep these?

  David Endocrine : Heh. Sure, you do whatever you want with it. We got a closet full of them.

  [Joke smashes the coffee mug and slits Dr. Wolper's throat] 

  Joker : So long as you won't miss it.