- Phineas: There it is, the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness.
- Buford: You know what I hate about the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness? Just to get there, you have to cross the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness.
- Baljeet: Who named all these things?
- Buford: That guy over there, the Redundant Scribe of Redundantness.
- Scribe: Hi, there, greetings, howdy and salutations.
- Phineas: No time for flashbacks. We have to go.
- Buford: What flashbacks? I'm just rippling. It relaxes me.
- Regent Monogram: Doofun Khan! What have you done with Princess Isabella?
- Doofus Khan: Th-that's none of your business, but there's no way she escaped forcing me to move up my plans, I can tell you that!
- Regent Monogram: You barbarian.
- Doofus Khan: I know I am, but what are YOU?
- Princess Isabella: You know, I bet these blocks would make a great wall.
- Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do tomorrow!
- Regent Monogram: Carl, duck!
- General Carl: No, actually, sir, I think it's a dra...
- [gets smacked in the face by the dragon's tail]
- General Carl: OH! Oh, THAT kind of duck.