- Malifishmertz: Oh, whadda ya know? It's a uni-whale-scorpio-pega-squid-icorn girl. What are the odds?
- Bulavolus: He's a shepherd spy. They're the worst kind.
- Bulavolus: Oh, no! Canned meat! Now we're in trouble.
- Malifishmertz: Let me tell you about my plan for seising control of the Tri-Kingdom Area: You see, I was bullfrog hunting down by the rat-catchers shack and came across...
- [Malifishmertz rounds a corner while descending a circular staircase; his voice becomes muffled and indistinguishable]
- Malifishmertz: [coming back into view] ... with the biggest raspberry I've ever seen. It was the size of a cucumber.
- [rounding another corner, becoming again muffled]
- Malifishmertz: [returning to view] ... is what I said because I had a gag over my mouth.
- [rounding another corner and muffled once again]
- Malifishmertz: [coming back into view] And THAT'S why I decided to take over the Tri-Kingdom Area. True story.
- Bulavolus: Mother always told me if all the other kids are jumpin' off a cliff, I should, too.
- Baljeetolas: Your mother said THAT?
- Bulavolus: She was not a nurturer. Let's go!
- Phineas: [as The Lady of the Puddle leaves with a dousing splash] Wow. Good thing she wasn't Lady of the Hot Coffee.
- Candevere: Mom, I'm telling you they're galavanting out there conjuring things with magical elixirs.