My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 (2012)
Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Rainbow Dash
Quotes
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Apple Bloom : You got a deal!
Granny Smith : Not so fast!
[she calls a huddle with her family]
Granny Smith : No way no how that machine matches up with the care we put in our cider!
Apple Bloom : But if it really does work, we could make everypony in town happy!
Applejack : I just don't know, y'all. We've always made cider the same way.
Big Macintosh : Eeyup. Huh?
[Flim and Flam have joined their circle]
Flim : We'll sweeten the deal. You supply the apples...
Flam : We supply the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000.
Flim , Flam : Then we split those sweet sweet profits...
Flim : Seventy five...
Flam : Twenty five.
Apple Bloom : Dea...
Applejack : Hold on. Who gets the seventy five?
Flim : Why us, naturally.
Flam : And, we'll throw in the magic to power the machine for free.
Applejack : Cider sales keep our business afloat through the winter. We'd lose Sweet Apple Acres if we agreed to this.
Flim , Flam : So? What'll it be?
Big Macintosh : No deal.
Flim : Very well. If you refuse our generous offer to be partners, then we'll just have to be competitors.
Applejack : You wouldn't dare.
Flim : Oh no?
Flam : [to the crowd] Don't you worry, everypony! There'll be plenty of cider for all of you!
Flim : [to the Apples] Once we drive Sweet Apple Acres out of business.
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Rainbow Dash : C'mon, Fluttershy! Cider season's about to start!
[Rainbow Dash pulls her out of bed and starts forcing her to fly quickly away from her home]
Fluttershy : [shrieks] Oh, where are we? What's the rush?
Rainbow Dash : [they are both now flying very fast in one direction] The rush? Don't you remember what happened last year? Or the year before that? Or pretty much any cider season ever?
Fluttershy : Um, well, uh...
Rainbow Dash : Pinkie Pie. She always ends up ahead of us in line and then they always run out of cider!
Fluttershy : I guess I...
Rainbow Dash : Well not this year! This year I'm gonna get there before sunrise, so I can drink all the cider I want, and laugh when she doesn't get any! It's the perfect plan. Y'know, I might even buy some cider and hold onto it for a while, drinking it drop by drop in front of her-
[gasps; a long line has already formed]
Fluttershy : Gee Rainbow Dash. It looks like a few other ponies had the same idea.
Fluttershy : [Pinkie Pie comes out of a tent with bedhead] Oh, gosh Pinkie. I love your new style.
Rainbow Dash : Who are all these ponies?
Pinkie Pie : Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and camp out, so I told a few others about it and they all thought it was a great idea too and now it's just a big old cider party! Woohoo!
[sees the line]
Pinkie Pie : Oh gosh, that's a lot of ponies. Hope they don't run out before you get any.
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Applejack : Heh, Sorry everypony! That's it for today!
Ponies : Awww.
Rainbow Dash : Surprise surprise. You ran out again!
Caramel : Yeah, you always run out!
Fluttershy : For the record, I don't mind...
Rainbow Dash : Why can't you make enough cider for all of us? Or at least for me!
Ponies : ["Yeah", general complaining]
Applejack : Hold on everypony. We've done our best to improve supply this year...
Caramel : You always say that!
Applejack : And it's always true. But Apple family cider is made with love and integrity, and only the highest quality apples in Equestria. Sorry, but that recipe takes time.
[more complaining]
Applejack : If y'all just be patient, we'll have plenty more tomorrow.
Pinkie Pie : She's right, y'know! You can't rush perfection! And this year's batch was perfection!
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Twilight Sparkle : Still worried about Flim and Flam?
Spike : Granny Smith says they were just blowing hot air.
Applejack : I'm not so sure. They sounded mighty serious when they threatened to run us out of business.
Apple Bloom : That's it! Last cup!
Rainbow Dash : Oh for Pete's sake!
[sighs of disappointment from the crowd]
Apple Bloom : C'mon back tomorrow, everypony!
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Rainbow Dash : [Applejack knocks Rainbow's cider into the dirt and Rainbow tries to eat the cider in the dirt] Is this some kind of cruel joke?
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Rarity : This is just dreadful. Even at top speed the Apples are only making one barrel to the twins' three!
Twilight Sparkle : Um, Miss Mayor! Are honorary family members allowed to help in the competition?
Mayor Mare : Well, I'm not sure... Flim, Flam, would you object to honorary family members helping?
Flim : [idly operating their machine with magic] Are you kidding?
Flam : We don't care if the whole kingdom of Canterlot helps. It's a lost cause.
Mayor Mare : Hm, I guess it's okay. Applejack? What do you think?
Applejack : I think I'd love to have the rest of my *family* helpin' out.
Rest of main cast : All right!
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Twilight Sparkle : Okay everypony, we're not gonna let those smooth talkers take our friend's farm.
Fluttershy , Pinkie Pie , Rarity , Rainbow Dash : Yeah!
Twilight Sparkle : Fluttershy, help Applejack with the trees.
Fluttershy : Got it.
Twilight Sparkle : Pinkie Pie, you're on apple catching detail.
Pinkie Pie : Yes sir, ma'am, sir!
Twilight Sparkle : Rarity, you've got a discerning eye. Help Granny Smith at the quality control station.
Rarity : Of course.
Twilight Sparkle : Rainbow Dash, do you think you can help Big Macintosh press?
Rainbow Dash : In my sleep!
Twilight Sparkle : Alright everypony, let's save Sweet Apple Acres!
Fluttershy , Pinkie Pie , Rarity , Rainbow Dash : All right!
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Twilight Sparkle : C'mon, Rainbow Dash, keep grinding!
Rainbow Dash : We don't have time for quality control if we wanna win this thing!
Granny Smith : [yelps] Get back, you! One bad apple spoils the bunch!
Rainbow Dash : Applejack, help me!
Applejack : There's no point in winnin' if we cheat!
Twilight Sparkle : We'll just have to work harder! C'mon, everypony!
Rainbow Dash : All right then, double time!
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Applejack : They're gone.
Twilight Sparkle : That means Sweet Apple Acres is still in business!
Caramel : Plus we can have high quality Apple family cider!
Apple Bloom : Because of this silly competition, we've made enough of our cider for the whole town!
[the crowd cheers]
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Applejack : [voice over while she and her friends celebrate their victory] Dear Princess Celestia. I wanted to share my thoughts with you.
[clears throat]
Applejack : I didn't learn anythin'! Ha! I was right all along! If you take your time to do things the right way, your work will speak for itself. Sure I could tell you I learned something about how my friends are always there to help me, and I can count on them no matter what, but truth is, I knew that already too.
