My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 (2012)

Peter New: Big Macintosh, Caramel

Quotes 

• Apple Bloom : You got a deal!

  Granny Smith : Not so fast!

  [she calls a huddle with her family] 

  Granny Smith : No way no how that machine matches up with the care we put in our cider!

  Apple Bloom : But if it really does work, we could make everypony in town happy!

  Applejack : I just don't know, y'all. We've always made cider the same way.

  Big Macintosh : Eeyup. Huh?

  [Flim and Flam have joined their circle] 

  Flim : We'll sweeten the deal. You supply the apples...

  Flam : We supply the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000.

  Flim , Flam : Then we split those sweet sweet profits...

  Flim : Seventy five...

  Flam : Twenty five.

  Apple Bloom : Dea...

  Applejack : Hold on. Who gets the seventy five?

  Flim : Why us, naturally.

  Flam : And, we'll throw in the magic to power the machine for free.

  Applejack : Cider sales keep our business afloat through the winter. We'd lose Sweet Apple Acres if we agreed to this.

  Flim , Flam : So? What'll it be?

  Big Macintosh : No deal.

  Flim : Very well. If you refuse our generous offer to be partners, then we'll just have to be competitors.

  Applejack : You wouldn't dare.

  Flim : Oh no?

  Flam : [to the crowd]  Don't you worry, everypony! There'll be plenty of cider for all of you!

  Flim : [to the Apples]  Once we drive Sweet Apple Acres out of business.

• Applejack : Heh, Sorry everypony! That's it for today!

  Ponies : Awww.

  Rainbow Dash : Surprise surprise. You ran out again!

  Caramel : Yeah, you always run out!

  Fluttershy : For the record, I don't mind...

  Rainbow Dash : Why can't you make enough cider for all of us? Or at least for me!

  Ponies : ["Yeah", general complaining] 

  Applejack : Hold on everypony. We've done our best to improve supply this year...

  Caramel : You always say that!

  Applejack : And it's always true. But Apple family cider is made with love and integrity, and only the highest quality apples in Equestria. Sorry, but that recipe takes time.

  [more complaining] 

  Applejack : If y'all just be patient, we'll have plenty more tomorrow.

  Pinkie Pie : She's right, y'know! You can't rush perfection! And this year's batch was perfection!

• Applejack : They're gone.

  Twilight Sparkle : That means Sweet Apple Acres is still in business!

  Caramel : Plus we can have high quality Apple family cider!

  Apple Bloom : Because of this silly competition, we've made enough of our cider for the whole town!

  [the crowd cheers]