My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 (2012)

Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Cherry Berry

Quotes 

• Flam : [inviting some ponies their cider which was made too hastily by sucking whole trees into their machine]  Drink up, Ponyville! Down the hatch!

  [spitting and grunting from the ponies after trying it] 

  Cherry Berry : I can't get the taste off my tongue!

  Bon Bon : Mine's got rocks in it.

  Comet Tail : I wouldn't pay one *bit* for this dreck!

  Flam : You wouldn't pay even one bit?

  Cherry Berry , Bon Bon , Comet Tail , Lyra Heartstrings , Colgate Minuette : No!

  Flam , Flim : [mumbling to each other] 

  Flam : How about two cups for one bit?

  Cherry Berry , Bon Bon , Comet Tail , Lyra Heartstrings , Colgate Minuette , Carrot Top : No!

  Flam , Flim : [mumbling to each other]  Two bits for a barrel?

  Cherry Berry , Bon Bon , Comet Tail , Lyra Heartstrings , Colgate Minuette , Carrot Top , Crowd : NO!

  Flam : [nervous noises]  It looks like we've encountered a slight... problem here in Ponyville.

  Flim : [doing a quick dancing jig together]  Nopony wants our product. Next town?

  Flam : Next town. Let's go, Flim!

  [they hop on their Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000] 

  Flim : Let's go, Flam.

  [and drive off] 

• Rainbow Dash : C'mon, Fluttershy! Cider season's about to start!

  [Rainbow Dash pulls her out of bed and starts forcing her to fly quickly away from her home] 

  Fluttershy : [shrieks]  Oh, where are we? What's the rush?

  Rainbow Dash : [they are both now flying very fast in one direction]  The rush? Don't you remember what happened last year? Or the year before that? Or pretty much any cider season ever?

  Fluttershy : Um, well, uh...

  Rainbow Dash : Pinkie Pie. She always ends up ahead of us in line and then they always run out of cider!

  Fluttershy : I guess I...

  Rainbow Dash : Well not this year! This year I'm gonna get there before sunrise, so I can drink all the cider I want, and laugh when she doesn't get any! It's the perfect plan. Y'know, I might even buy some cider and hold onto it for a while, drinking it drop by drop in front of her-

  [gasps; a long line has already formed] 

  Fluttershy : Gee Rainbow Dash. It looks like a few other ponies had the same idea.

  Fluttershy : [Pinkie Pie comes out of a tent with bedhead]  Oh, gosh Pinkie. I love your new style.

  Rainbow Dash : Who are all these ponies?

  Pinkie Pie : Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and camp out, so I told a few others about it and they all thought it was a great idea too and now it's just a big old cider party! Woohoo!

  [sees the line] 

  Pinkie Pie : Oh gosh, that's a lot of ponies. Hope they don't run out before you get any.

• Applejack : Heh, Sorry everypony! That's it for today!

  Ponies : Awww.

  Rainbow Dash : Surprise surprise. You ran out again!

  Caramel : Yeah, you always run out!

  Fluttershy : For the record, I don't mind...

  Rainbow Dash : Why can't you make enough cider for all of us? Or at least for me!

  Ponies : ["Yeah", general complaining] 

  Applejack : Hold on everypony. We've done our best to improve supply this year...

  Caramel : You always say that!

  Applejack : And it's always true. But Apple family cider is made with love and integrity, and only the highest quality apples in Equestria. Sorry, but that recipe takes time.

  [more complaining] 

  Applejack : If y'all just be patient, we'll have plenty more tomorrow.

  Pinkie Pie : She's right, y'know! You can't rush perfection! And this year's batch was perfection!

• Twilight Sparkle : Okay everypony, we're not gonna let those smooth talkers take our friend's farm.

  Fluttershy , Pinkie Pie , Rarity , Rainbow Dash : Yeah!

  Twilight Sparkle : Fluttershy, help Applejack with the trees.

  Fluttershy : Got it.

  Twilight Sparkle : Pinkie Pie, you're on apple catching detail.

  Pinkie Pie : Yes sir, ma'am, sir!

  Twilight Sparkle : Rarity, you've got a discerning eye. Help Granny Smith at the quality control station.

  Rarity : Of course.

  Twilight Sparkle : Rainbow Dash, do you think you can help Big Macintosh press?

  Rainbow Dash : In my sleep!

  Twilight Sparkle : Alright everypony, let's save Sweet Apple Acres!

  Fluttershy , Pinkie Pie , Rarity , Rainbow Dash : All right!

• Pinkie Pie : [catching apples out of trees]  Over there, Apple Bloom! Don't miss them!

  Apple Bloom : [with bushels on their heads]  Right behind you, Pinkie Pie!

  Granny Smith : [sniffing apples]  Good 'un, bad 'un, bad 'un, good 'un...

  Rarity : [also sorting apples]  Lovely, horrid, horrid, lovely...

  Twilight Sparkle : [stacking cider barrels and looking at a scroll of paper]  Based on these figures, we're making five barrels for every three of theirs!