My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 (2012)
Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Granny Smith, Bon Bon
Quotes
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Apple Bloom : You got a deal!
Granny Smith : Not so fast!
[she calls a huddle with her family]
Granny Smith : No way no how that machine matches up with the care we put in our cider!
Apple Bloom : But if it really does work, we could make everypony in town happy!
Applejack : I just don't know, y'all. We've always made cider the same way.
Big Macintosh : Eeyup. Huh?
[Flim and Flam have joined their circle]
Flim : We'll sweeten the deal. You supply the apples...
Flam : We supply the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000.
Flim , Flam : Then we split those sweet sweet profits...
Flim : Seventy five...
Flam : Twenty five.
Apple Bloom : Dea...
Applejack : Hold on. Who gets the seventy five?
Flim : Why us, naturally.
Flam : And, we'll throw in the magic to power the machine for free.
Applejack : Cider sales keep our business afloat through the winter. We'd lose Sweet Apple Acres if we agreed to this.
Flim , Flam : So? What'll it be?
Big Macintosh : No deal.
Flim : Very well. If you refuse our generous offer to be partners, then we'll just have to be competitors.
Applejack : You wouldn't dare.
Flim : Oh no?
Flam : [to the crowd] Don't you worry, everypony! There'll be plenty of cider for all of you!
Flim : [to the Apples] Once we drive Sweet Apple Acres out of business.
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Flam : [inviting some ponies their cider which was made too hastily by sucking whole trees into their machine] Drink up, Ponyville! Down the hatch!
[spitting and grunting from the ponies after trying it]
Cherry Berry : I can't get the taste off my tongue!
Bon Bon : Mine's got rocks in it.
Comet Tail : I wouldn't pay one *bit* for this dreck!
Flam : You wouldn't pay even one bit?
Cherry Berry , Bon Bon , Comet Tail , Lyra Heartstrings , Colgate Minuette : No!
Flam , Flim : [mumbling to each other]
Flam : How about two cups for one bit?
Cherry Berry , Bon Bon , Comet Tail , Lyra Heartstrings , Colgate Minuette , Carrot Top : No!
Flam , Flim : [mumbling to each other] Two bits for a barrel?
Cherry Berry , Bon Bon , Comet Tail , Lyra Heartstrings , Colgate Minuette , Carrot Top , Crowd : NO!
Flam : [nervous noises] It looks like we've encountered a slight... problem here in Ponyville.
Flim : [doing a quick dancing jig together] Nopony wants our product. Next town?
Flam : Next town. Let's go, Flim!
[they hop on their Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000]
Flim : Let's go, Flam.
[and drive off]
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Granny Smith : Now wait, you fellers, hold it!/You went and over-sold it!/I guarantee that what you have there won't compare/For the very most important ingredient/Can't be added or done expedient/And it's quality, friends, Apple Acre's quality and care!
Flim : Well Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear,/I say I'm glad you brought that up/You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider/if you'll kindly try a cup.
Flam : [singing] Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine,/it's just the very best/So whaddaya say then, Apples/Care to step into the modern world/And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?
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Flim : What's the matter, Granny Smith? Chicken?
Granny Smith : What did you call me, sonny?
Flim : If you're so confident in your cider, then what's the problem?
Granny Smith : [suddenly pugnacious] Tomorrow mornin', right here!
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Rarity : This is just dreadful. Even at top speed the Apples are only making one barrel to the twins' three!
Twilight Sparkle : Um, Miss Mayor! Are honorary family members allowed to help in the competition?
Mayor Mare : Well, I'm not sure... Flim, Flam, would you object to honorary family members helping?
Flim : [idly operating their machine with magic] Are you kidding?
Flam : We don't care if the whole kingdom of Canterlot helps. It's a lost cause.
Mayor Mare : Hm, I guess it's okay. Applejack? What do you think?
Applejack : I think I'd love to have the rest of my *family* helpin' out.
Rest of main cast : All right!
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Twilight Sparkle : Okay everypony, we're not gonna let those smooth talkers take our friend's farm.
Fluttershy , Pinkie Pie , Rarity , Rainbow Dash : Yeah!
Twilight Sparkle : Fluttershy, help Applejack with the trees.
Fluttershy : Got it.
Twilight Sparkle : Pinkie Pie, you're on apple catching detail.
Pinkie Pie : Yes sir, ma'am, sir!
Twilight Sparkle : Rarity, you've got a discerning eye. Help Granny Smith at the quality control station.
Rarity : Of course.
Twilight Sparkle : Rainbow Dash, do you think you can help Big Macintosh press?
Rainbow Dash : In my sleep!
Twilight Sparkle : Alright everypony, let's save Sweet Apple Acres!
Fluttershy , Pinkie Pie , Rarity , Rainbow Dash : All right!
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Pinkie Pie : [catching apples out of trees] Over there, Apple Bloom! Don't miss them!
Apple Bloom : [with bushels on their heads] Right behind you, Pinkie Pie!
Granny Smith : [sniffing apples] Good 'un, bad 'un, bad 'un, good 'un...
Rarity : [also sorting apples] Lovely, horrid, horrid, lovely...
Twilight Sparkle : [stacking cider barrels and looking at a scroll of paper] Based on these figures, we're making five barrels for every three of theirs!
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Twilight Sparkle : C'mon, Rainbow Dash, keep grinding!
Rainbow Dash : We don't have time for quality control if we wanna win this thing!
Granny Smith : [yelps] Get back, you! One bad apple spoils the bunch!
Rainbow Dash : Applejack, help me!
Applejack : There's no point in winnin' if we cheat!
Twilight Sparkle : We'll just have to work harder! C'mon, everypony!
Rainbow Dash : All right then, double time!