2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Secret Ingredient (2012)

Ian Wolterstorff: Cheese Guy

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Quotes 

• Caroline Channing : [to a customer]  Hi. Sorry. We're out of Muenster.

  Cheese Guy : Seriously, dude? I wanted Muenster.

  Caroline Channing : Sorry. We have swiss, cheddar, and American.

  Cheese Guy : Uh, I hate cheddar and swiss blows.

  Caroline Channing : Well, then American?

  Cheese Guy : American cheese? What am I, in grade school?

  Max Black : [Butting in]  Yeah. Go to the principal's office. I can't have another idiot up my ass right now. It's at capacity.

  Caroline Channing : Max, I got this.

  [to customer, cheerfully] 

  Caroline Channing : Would you like to look at the menu again?

  Cheese Guy : This is crap, okay. I wanted Muenster.

  Caroline Channing : [Mostly sarcastically]  Well I wanted to be running a Fortune 500 company instead of waiting on a toxic man-child like yourself, but, we can't always get what we want, so order something else, put it in your pie-hole, and get on with your damn life!

  [Walks away from him and up to Max] 

  Max Black : Welcome to "waitress". We've been expecting you.

  [She walks away like a giddy school girl]