Quotes
Fun on the Freeway or The Quick and the Dead/Bullwinkle Makes a Movie or The Feature from Outer Space
The Bullwinkle Show
- Boris Badenov: Stick with me, booby, and your name will be in lights. Oh, I can see it now.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Me, too! Bullwinkle J. Moose!
- Boris Badenov: Bullwinkle J. Moose? No, no, no, no. We need name with more zing.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Bullwinkle J. Zing?
- Boris Badenov: No, wait! It's coming! It's coming!
- Natasha Fatale: What's coming, dahlink?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Christmas, maybe?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Possibly St. Swithin's Day?
- Boris Badenov: No, the name, the name! Yes, I got it!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Lay it on me!
- Boris Badenov: Crag... Antler!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [the name "Crag Antler" falls on his head] Take it off me again.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Crag Antler?
- Boris Badenov: Yes, can't you just see that name in lights?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah, and it's got bigger bulbs, too!
- [Boris and Natasha drive off with Bullwinkle's mattress full of money]
- Natasha Fatale: But, dahlink, why did we steal mattress? Moose was giving us the money.
- Boris Badenov: I just couldn't face another day of watching him act!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: But, gee, Crag...
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: The name is Bullwinkle!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Don't you want to be a famous comedian and make hilarious movies?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Nope. It's just not fittin'.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: What's not fittin'?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, you go through all that work and then people laugh at you.