Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

Agent Doof/Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon (2012)

Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh: Major Francis Monogram, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Major Monogram : Hey, you're not wearing your fez. Better go to the fez-dispenser.

• [Perry makes a musical entrance] 

  Chorus Girls : Per-ry!

  Unseen Soloist : [voice]  He's a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action!

  Chorus Girls : In a fez!

  Unseen Soloist : [voice]  He's got more than just mad skill. He's got a beaver tail and a bill.

  Chorus Girls : And a fez!

  Unseen Soloist : [voice]  He's Per-ry! Perry the Platypus!

  Major Monogram : [voice]  But you may call him Agent P.

• Major Monogram : Doofenshmirtz claims to have given up evil. He even signed this "I Give Up Evil" affidavit to apply for work at the agency - and normally we could have rejected him because he's not an animal, but, as it turns out, he was adopted by ocelots, making him, in the eyes of the law, an ocelot.

  Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Rrreow!

• Carl : Why are we wearing a fez in the middle of Central America anyway?

  Major Monogram : You mean we're not in Egypt? I THOUGHT those pyramids were kind of stair-steppy.