- Lenny: 35-year-old female had a DNC 3 days ago. Severe abdominal cramps. She's got enough Dilaudid to knock out Rex Ryan. But she's still in a lot of pain.
- Dr. Fitch Cooper: Rex Ryan's a big guy?
- Jackie Peyton: Who's Rex Ryan?
- Thor Lundgren: Head coach of the Jets. Hello. You guys are barbarians.