- Principal McVicker: Beavis & Butt-head, you are the two worst students this school has ever seen! Thanks to you we could lose our funding! Teachers will get laid off! I could lose my job and my pension!
- Butt-head: Uh... huh huh huh... did you say something about a "child's left behind"?
- Beavis: Yeah... heh heh heh... he definitely said something about a "child's left behind"!
- Butt-head: No wonder you're gonna lose your job.
- Principal McVicker: SHUT UP!
- Butt-head: [commenting on a segment from Teen Mom in which the mom in question failed a math test for GED requirement] You may suck at math, but 39% means you failed. Uh huh huh huh huh...
- Todd Ianuzzi: [Todd is on trial for assault] Tomorrow, the judge is going to come and he's going to subpoena the both of you!
- Butt-head: Uh huh huh huh huh... you said sub...