A celebrity greeter descends on the Phone Shop, improving sales as he charms customers with his songs and card tricks but Christopher is suspicious of him - and is proved right. Janine goes on a date with a busking saxophonist but he is a depressive who cannot communicate without his instrument while Ashley's date with an air hostess who turns out to be a slob and Jerwayne's meeting with his date's father, who tells him he is not 'black enough', are similarly doomed.
—don @ minifie-1