- Gwen Taylor: If this is about the next family vacation, I believe I speak for everyone when I say Hawaii Hawaii Hawaii.
- Doug Taylor: I just got a call from the local Postal Workers Union. We're on strike.
- Gwen Taylor: What?
- Eddie McDowd: There goes my In-House Mailman.
- Gwen Taylor: There Goes Hawaii.
- Justin Taylor: This is serious.
- Eddie McDowd: Am I causing a citywide work stoppage isn't serious?
- Justin Taylor: Zip it, Eddie!
- Eddie McDowd: You pants one mailman and they all strike. No way that's gonna be a good deed.