Arrested Development (TV Series)
A New Start (2013)
David Cross: Tobias Fünke
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Quotes
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Tobias Fünke : All you need to do is tell people what a terrific actor I am, because I can't do it believably.
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Tobias Fünke : And I recognize you from somewhere, but it's not from the Fantastic Four. It's from somewhere else.
Debrie Bardeaux : I've done some things I'm not proud of.
Tobias Fünke : Episodics? Been there.
Narrator : It wasn't episodic.
[flashback to a bedroom film set with a visible boom mike and actors reading off cue cards]
Narrator : She had been in a series of softcore porn movies about women leading straight men into gay sex called "Straightbait".
Debrie Bardeaux : This is my brother. He's gay. If you want to have sex with me, then you've got to have sex with him first.
'Gay' Straightbait Actor : And if you don't want to have sex with her, you must be gay.
'Straight' Straightbait Actor : [interrupts] I'll show you I'm not gay I am.
[all three begin to undress]
Narrator : She did six of these movies,
[they get onto the bed in a triangle arrangement, which eventually causes it to break]
Narrator : and after lunch, did three more.