Arrested Development (TV Series)

A New Start (2013)

Maria Bamford: Debrie Bardeaux

Quotes 

• Tobias Fünke : And I recognize you from somewhere, but it's not from the Fantastic Four. It's from somewhere else.

  Debrie Bardeaux : I've done some things I'm not proud of.

  Tobias Fünke : Episodics? Been there.

  Narrator : It wasn't episodic.

  [flashback to a bedroom film set with a visible boom mike and actors reading off cue cards] 

  Narrator : She had been in a series of softcore porn movies about women leading straight men into gay sex called "Straightbait".

  Debrie Bardeaux : This is my brother. He's gay. If you want to have sex with me, then you've got to have sex with him first.

  'Gay' Straightbait Actor : And if you don't want to have sex with her, you must be gay.

  'Straight' Straightbait Actor : [interrupts]  I'll show you I'm not gay I am.

  [all three begin to undress] 

  Narrator : She did six of these movies,

  [they get onto the bed in a triangle arrangement, which eventually causes it to break] 

  Narrator : and after lunch, did three more.