Peep Show (TV Series)
The William Morris Years (2015)
David Mitchell: Mark Corrigan
Quotes
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Alan Johnson : Hey, hey, hey, Marco. How you going, good buddy?
Mark Corrigan : Yeah, great actually old pal.
Alan Johnson : Oh really? Cause I thought you might be feeling like a guy who's just walked into a high-class restaurant with a sausage dog on the end of his dick.
Mark Corrigan : Uh, no?
Alan Johnson : I got something up on my visual display unit this morning, Mark. I thought it was a high-definition photo of some dog shit. Then I took a closer look, and I realised it was actually your sales record.
Mark Corrigan : Oh, right.
Alan Johnson : I pulled strings to get you in, Mark. If you look like a sausage dog fucker, then I look like a sausage dog fucker. Do you get me?
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Got to get my dick out of the dog.
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Jeremy Usborne : [discussing how they're going to kick Jerry out of Mark's apartment] What about going Litvinenko?
Mark Corrigan : Kill him? With polonium?
Jeremy Usborne : Not full Litvinenko. Just a little bit of something debilitating in his pasta each night. Grind him down, weaken him, till he's all pathetic, and you can just
[motions scooping Jerry up with his left hand]
Jeremy Usborne : scoop him up like a sick whippet and
[motions throwing Jerry away]
Jeremy Usborne : dump him.
Mark Corrigan : Um...
Jeremy Usborne : You might quite like tending him as he grows weaker and weaker.
Mark Corrigan : [acting out their scenario] "Here's your tea, Jerry. God, you must get better soon."
Jeremy Usborne : [acting out their scenario] "Oh, do sit up, Jerry, while I spoon you some more of this slightly silvery porridge."
Mark Corrigan , Jeremy Usborne : [both laugh mischievously]
Jeremy Usborne : Should I keep my voice down?
Mark Corrigan : No, he's an irritatingly sound sleeper. Ear plugs and eye mask, the full blot.
Jeremy Usborne : Well, we could start by just... moving his stuff out.
Mark Corrigan : No. No, we couldn't. Could we?
Jeremy Usborne : [looks at Mark mischieviously]