Shining Time Station: Once Upon a Time (1995 TV Movie)

Brian Edward O'Connor: Schemer

Quotes 

• Schemer : Uh, attention you children type people. Yours truly has recently cime into some money. Not a lot of money for a big-wheeling business tycoon such as myself. Actually, just a mere pittance. Nonetheless, i would like you to take this money and use it on your field trip. So...

  [handing the kids the money] 

  Schemer : Here it is, please take it.

  [the kids reach for it, and he pulls it away, then holds it out again] 

  Schemer : Please take it out of my hand before I change my mind.

  [Dan reaches for it, but Schemer pulls it away again, then holds it out again] 

  Schemer : I ask you one more time to *please take the money from Schemer before I change my mind*!

  [Dan takes the money] 

  Schemer : There! Thank you and, yes I am an incredible human being.

  Kara Cupper , Dan Jones , Becky : Yay! Hurray!

  Dan Jones : Now we can go on our trip!

• Schemer : [Picking up phone]  Hello?

  J.J. Silvers : Schemer, my man! You did the right thing! I'm proud of you! You've got heart! No brains, perhaps, but plenty of heart.

  [J.J. and the band laugh] 

  Schemer : Hey, hey! Who is this and why do you keep calling me, pal? Huh?

  [hangs up the phone] 

  Schemer : No brains but heart.

• Schemer : [Picking up the phone]  Hello, it's the wealthy and desirable Schemer speaking. Speak to me.

  J.J. Silvers : [the Jukebox is in a junk yard. J.J. and the Jukebox Puppet Band are on the phone]  Schemer? J.J. Silvers here. Personal manager to the stars. Hello? Hello?

  Didi the Drummer : Hello?

  Tito Swing : Hello?

  Schemer : Hello. Yeah. So what?

  J.J. Silvers : There are laws, Mr. Schemer! You can't treat us like this!

  Didi the Drummer : No!

  J.J. Silvers : You can't just throw us away and ignore us!

  Didi the Drummer : He... he...

  [crying] 

  Didi the Drummer : Ugh! He doesn't care about us anymore!

  Schemer : Oh, I see, I see. You're a secret admirer of Schemer?

  Tito Swing : I'll give back the nickels, I swear, man!

  J.J. Silvers : What do you want? You want nickels? You can have nickels! Talk to me! Put an offer on the table! Trust me, I'll take anything!

  Schemer : You'll take anything, huh? Well, how's about a guy hanging up on you?

  [laughs and hangs up the phone] 

  J.J. Silvers , Didi the Drummer : No!

  J.J. Silvers : Don't hang up! Don't hang up!

  [Didi cries again] 

  J.J. Silvers : He hung up.