My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Hearth's Warming Eve (2011)

Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Smart Cookie, Rainbow Dash, Commander Hurricane

Quotes 

• Rainbow Dash : [looking at herself in a mirror]  Aaah, Rain-bow-Dash! Rain-bow-Dash! Aaaah! Thank you, thank you!

  Applejack : It's a reenactment of the founding of Equestria. It's not the "Rainbow Dash Show".

  Rainbow Dash : Well it *should* be the Rainbow Dash Show! I'm the star!

• Applejack as Smart Cookie : [Pinkie Pie/Puddinghead comes into the cottage through the fireplace]  Wouldn't it have been easier to use the door, Chancellor?

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : Maybe for you, Smart Cookie. But I am a chancellor. I was elected because I know how to think outside the box. Which means

  [she gets back inside the fireplace and sticks her head up the flue] 

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : I can also think inside the chimney. Can you think inside a chimney?

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : Uh...

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : I didn't think so.

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : Ugh.

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : Ohmygosh. Hold on to your hooves - I am just about to be brilliant!

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : [under her breath]  That'd be a first.

• Twilight Sparkle : [first lines, on the train to Canterlot]  We're getting closer!

  Rainbow Dash : I can hardly wait!

  Fluttershy : I'm so excited, I-I feel like shouting!

  [softly] 

  Fluttershy : Woo hoo!

  Applejack : Hoo-wee! Canterlot, here we come!

  Rarity : [wearing a Christmas tree hat]  Oh, I do hope I look festive enough!

  Pinkie Pie : [pops out of Rarity's hat]  There it is! Canterlot!

• Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : All I wanna know is why the Earth ponies are hogging all the food?

  [other observing pegasi shout] 

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : *Us*? We're not hogging all the food, *you* are! Oh wait. You're right. It's us. Well, it's only 'cause you mean old pegasusususes are making it *snow like crazy*!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : For the hundredth time, it's not us! We're not making it snow! It must be the unicorns! They're doing it with their freaky magic!

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : [gasps]  How *dare* you! Unlike you Pegasi ruffians, we unicorns would never stoop to such a thing! H-m-ph!

  [other unicorns 'humph' with her] 

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : Well, if you non-earths aren't gonna stop using your weirdo powers to freeze us all, then I'm just plum out of ideas.

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : What a shocker. An Earth pony with no ideas.

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : Commander Hurricane, please cease with the insults!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : You're not the boss of me, your royal snootiness!

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : I beg your pardon? I am a princess! I won't be spoken to that way!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : Well, I'm leaving first!

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : No, I'm first!

  [the three of them argue] 

  Spike : [accent, narrating]  And the blizzard raged on.

• Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : Yes, yes. This is definitely the right direction.

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : It feels like we're going in circles.

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : But that's impossible. Are you suggesting that I'm reading the map wrong?

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : Absolutely not, your chancellorness. It's just that there are holes in the map, and...

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : Of course! How else could I see where I was going?

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : Yeah, uh...

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : Or talk? I need to be able to talk! I mean, how would we survive if I just suddenly shut up?

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : Heaven forbid that should happen, your chancellorship, heh. It's just that... the map is also upside down.

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : I got a newsflash for you, Cookie. The Earth is round. There is no up or down.

• Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : The air! The trees! The dirt. This dirt is the dirtiest dirt in the whole dirt world!

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : And fertile, too. Perfect for growing food.

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : In the name of the Earth ponies, I think I'm gonna call this new place... uh... Dirtville.

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : How about "Earth"?

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : Earth! Congratulations to me for thinking of it.

• Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead , Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane , Rarity as Princess Platinum : We found our new home!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : I planted my flag first!

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : Did not!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : Did too!

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : I planted mine earlier than first.

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : All of you riff-raff are trespassing in Unicornia!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : The name is Pegasopolis!

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : Earth!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : Pegasopolis!

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : Unicornia!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : I say we fight for the land. May the best pony win!

• Fluttershy as Private Pansy : [the fighting between Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, and Chancellor Puddinghead has caused the entrance to the cave to freeze shut and trap the three leaders in ice]  What is that... thing?

  Twilight Sparkle as Clover the Clever : They must be... windigos!

  Fluttershy as Private Pansy , Applejack as Smart Cookie : Windigos?

  Twilight Sparkle as Clover the Clever : My mentor Star Swirl the Bearded taught me about them. They're winter spirits that feed off fighting and hatred. The more hate the spirit feels, the colder things become!

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : Then... this is our fault. We three tribes... we brought this blizzard to our home by fightin' and not trustin' each other. Now it's destroyin' this land, too.

  Twilight Sparkle as Clover the Clever : And now our bodies will become as cold as our hearts... all because we were foolish enough to hate.

  Fluttershy as Private Pansy : Well, I don't hate *you*... I actually hate Commander Hurricane a lot more than I hate you guys.

  Twilight Sparkle as Clover the Clever , Applejack as Smart Cookie : [giggling; a windigo snorts] 

  Fluttershy as Private Pansy : Actually, I don't really hate her, I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dislike her.

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : [Smart Cookie and Clover laugh]  Well, I don't hate you guys either.

  Twilight Sparkle as Clover the Clever : Nor do I.

  Applejack as Smart Cookie : No matter what our differences, we're all ponies.

  [the ice begins to crack] 

• Spike : All through the night, the three ponies kept the fire of friendship alive by telling stories to one another and by singing songs, which of course became the winter carols that we all still sing today. Eventually, the warmth of the fire and singing and laughing reached the leaders, and their bodies began to thaw. And, it even began to melt their hearts.

  [rumbling] 

  Spike : [accent]  The three leaders agreed to share the beautiful land, and live in harmony ever afterwards. And together, they named their new land...

  Twilight Sparkle , Applejack , Rainbow Dash , Pinkie Pie , Fluttershy , Rarity : Equestria!

• Twilight Sparkle : [backstage after the play]  We should be so honored that Princess Celestia chose us! She must really think we exemplify what good friends are!

  [wind blows through an open window] 

  Rarity : Applejack, I thought you closed all the windows.

  Applejack : Don't blame me. Rainbow Dash should've flown up there and shut it. After all, she's got wings.

  Rainbow Dash : Why do I always have to do all the high up chores? Why can't Twilight use her magic for a change!

  [everyone starts to argue, but the wind blows harder, reminding them of the windigoes in the story] 

  Rainbow Dash : Y'know what? I got it.

  [she goes to close the window and everyone laughs]