My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Hearth's Warming Eve (2011)

Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Princess Platinum, Shoeshine

Quotes 

• Twilight Sparkle : [first lines, on the train to Canterlot]  We're getting closer!

  Rainbow Dash : I can hardly wait!

  Fluttershy : I'm so excited, I-I feel like shouting!

  [softly] 

  Fluttershy : Woo hoo!

  Applejack : Hoo-wee! Canterlot, here we come!

  Rarity : [wearing a Christmas tree hat]  Oh, I do hope I look festive enough!

  Pinkie Pie : [pops out of Rarity's hat]  There it is! Canterlot!

• Twilight Sparkle : I can't believe that Princess Celestia chose us to put on the most important play of the season! Do you guys know what an honor this is? For all of us?

  Fluttershy : Oh, I wish she hadn't honored me quite so much... I can't go onstage! I don't want everypony looking at me!

  Rarity : Fluttershy, darling, there's nothing to feel nervous about.

  Fluttershy : No?

  Rarity : Of course not. All across Equestria, ponies are preparing their own pageants for Hearth's Warming Eve, in their own towns. It's tradition.

  Fluttershy : So you're saying they'll be too busy to come to *our* play?

  Rarity : Well no. We're in the Canterlot pageant, the biggest, most important production in all of Equestria. A *lot* of ponies will come to watch us.

  Fluttershy : A lot?

  Rarity : Hundreds.

  Fluttershy : Hundreds?

  Rarity : [happy gasp]  Maybe even thousands!

  [Fluttershy yelps and hides in a box of decorations and props] 

• Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : All I wanna know is why the Earth ponies are hogging all the food?

  [other observing pegasi shout] 

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : *Us*? We're not hogging all the food, *you* are! Oh wait. You're right. It's us. Well, it's only 'cause you mean old pegasusususes are making it *snow like crazy*!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : For the hundredth time, it's not us! We're not making it snow! It must be the unicorns! They're doing it with their freaky magic!

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : [gasps]  How *dare* you! Unlike you Pegasi ruffians, we unicorns would never stoop to such a thing! H-m-ph!

  [other unicorns 'humph' with her] 

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : Well, if you non-earths aren't gonna stop using your weirdo powers to freeze us all, then I'm just plum out of ideas.

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : What a shocker. An Earth pony with no ideas.

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : Commander Hurricane, please cease with the insults!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : You're not the boss of me, your royal snootiness!

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : I beg your pardon? I am a princess! I won't be spoken to that way!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : Well, I'm leaving first!

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : No, I'm first!

  [the three of them argue] 

  Spike : [accent, narrating]  And the blizzard raged on.

• Rarity as Princess Platinum : Stoooooop!

  Twilight Sparkle as Clover the Clever : What's wrong?

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : *That* is what's wrong!

  [points to a stream with rushing water] 

  Twilight Sparkle as Clover the Clever : Your highness, it's just a stream. We can cross it easily.

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : I refuse to get my gown wet. I have no intention of arriving at my new land looking like a bedraggled Earth pony, or worse yet a rough-and-tumble Pegasus. I, for one, have no intention of stooping down to their level. On the other hand, I have no trouble watching *you* stoop down.

  Twilight Sparkle as Clover the Clever : [groans] 

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : And do watch the gown, darling. It's worth more than *all* of the books in your library.

• Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead , Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane , Rarity as Princess Platinum : We found our new home!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : I planted my flag first!

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : Did not!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : Did too!

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : I planted mine earlier than first.

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : All of you riff-raff are trespassing in Unicornia!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : The name is Pegasopolis!

  Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead : Earth!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : Pegasopolis!

  Rarity as Princess Platinum : Unicornia!

  Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane : I say we fight for the land. May the best pony win!

• Spike : [accent]  And so the paradise that the ponies had found was soon lost, buried beneath a thick blanket of snow, and hard feelings. Instead of beautiful, it was blizzardy. Instead of wonderful, it was wintry! Instead of spectacular, it was snow-tacular! Instead of...

  Linky Shoeshine : [from the audience]  We get it! Move on!

  Spike : [laughs nervously and clears his throat, resumes fake accent]  Everypony was forced to seek shelter. They searched high and low, but the only shelter for miles was a cold and desolate cave. And, of course, the three tribes had to share it, and nopony was too happy about that.

• Spike : All through the night, the three ponies kept the fire of friendship alive by telling stories to one another and by singing songs, which of course became the winter carols that we all still sing today. Eventually, the warmth of the fire and singing and laughing reached the leaders, and their bodies began to thaw. And, it even began to melt their hearts.

  [rumbling] 

  Spike : [accent]  The three leaders agreed to share the beautiful land, and live in harmony ever afterwards. And together, they named their new land...

  Twilight Sparkle , Applejack , Rainbow Dash , Pinkie Pie , Fluttershy , Rarity : Equestria!

• Twilight Sparkle : [backstage after the play]  We should be so honored that Princess Celestia chose us! She must really think we exemplify what good friends are!

  [wind blows through an open window] 

  Rarity : Applejack, I thought you closed all the windows.

  Applejack : Don't blame me. Rainbow Dash should've flown up there and shut it. After all, she's got wings.

  Rainbow Dash : Why do I always have to do all the high up chores? Why can't Twilight use her magic for a change!

  [everyone starts to argue, but the wind blows harder, reminding them of the windigoes in the story] 

  Rainbow Dash : Y'know what? I got it.

  [she goes to close the window and everyone laughs]