- Lacey Fleming: New York is gonna to be so sick.
- Megan Hunt: Sick means good, which as a doctor, I find particularly disturbing.
- Joan Hunt: Well, you see, this is why I need to spend more time with Lacey.
- Detective Bud Morris: Well, look at you. Somebody better turn that frown upside down.
- Megan Hunt: Zip it, flatfoot. I'm grumpy.
- Detective Bud Morris: You're usually Snow White.
- Joey Jablonsky: Oh, come on. Do I look like the kind of guy that would do something like that?
- Detective Bud Morris: Yeah, you kinda do.
- Megan Hunt: For a year? Where was he going all that time?
- Peter Dunlop: Why was he lying to his wife?
- Ethan Gross: Maybe he was a bigamist or a spy. Or a bigamist spy. Two identities. Two families. In a polyamorous world that time forgot.
- Megan Hunt: [looking at a bullet from the body] Gentleman, we have a through and through and through. The round entered his chest, exited his back, ricocheted off something hard, and then reentered the body.
- Detective Bud Morris: What is that lodged in the bullet? Is that a... rock?
- Megan Hunt: That is not just any rock. That, detective, is your crime scene.
- Ethan Gross: Dr. Hunt? I checked PD. There's still no word on our crime scene.
- Megan Hunt: They have had that evidence for hours!
- Ethan Gross: Yeah, but it was just a pebble.
- Megan Hunt: But they're always after me about finding cause of death. I have found a whole lot more with a whole lot less.
- Megan Hunt: Do me a favor.
- Ethan Gross: I know, I know. Stay on them. Just because you do your job doesn't mean other people do theirs.
- Megan Hunt: I really hate being quoted back to myself.
- Ethan Gross: I'm so sorry.
- Aiden Wells: Um, I guess I just got a vibe earlier when we were talking online.
- Megan Hunt: We didn't... Oh, my God. They didn't. Oh, my! No, that-that person that you were talking to, that was not me.
- Aiden Wells: It wasn't?
- Megan Hunt: No, not me!
- Aiden Wells: Well who...
- [laughs]
- Aiden Wells: Well, then who was it?
- Megan Hunt: [chuckles] Let's just say that when I find out, my family tree will be missing a limb.
- Megan Hunt: Hey, don't you ever answer your texts?
- Detective Bud Morris: Not when you write in all capitals. It's like yelling. It's rude.
- Megan Hunt: It's emphatic.
- Aiden Wells: When did you get divorced?
- Megan Hunt: Um... a couple of months after you put that pool in the backyard of my old house. I never did get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.
- Aiden Wells: Yeah, I'm sorry to say, I kind of saw the writing on the wall with that one.
- Megan Hunt: Oh, did you?
- Aiden Wells: Yeah. You see, I work with a lot of couples, and, uhm... you can tell a lot about a marriage by the decision-making process. And you and your husband, you couldn't agree on one thing.
- Megan Hunt: Yeah, but I always got what I wanted, didn't I?