[first lines]
[Beckett wakes up to find Castle lying beside her just starting to wake up]
Richard Castle: Hmm. Don't get up yet. Stay in bed.
Kate Beckett: [whispers] Castle.
Richard Castle: [still not fully awake] Kate. Hi.
Kate Beckett: Castle!
Richard Castle: What?
Richard Castle: Did you do this?
Richard Castle: What?
Kate Beckett: Stop saying "what" and wake up!
Richard Castle: I don't...
[finds they are handcuffed together]
Richard Castle: We're handcuffed. Kinky.
Kate Beckett: Castle, it's not funny.
Richard Castle: I didn't say "funny," I said "kinky." And I didn't cuff us.
Kate Beckett: What, You-You-You think I cuffed us?
Richard Castle: Well they look like police cuffs.
Kate Beckett: Somebody else did this to us.
[looks around to see they are in a dark, empty room]
Kate Beckett: Do you recognize this place?
Richard Castle: No... But if I were writing a book, this is where... bad things would happen.
Kate Beckett: My watch is missing.
Richard Castle: Mine, too. And my wallet.
Kate Beckett: So is my badge and my gun.
Richard Castle: And my phone. I just renewed my contract.
Kate Beckett: Would you stop joking?
Richard Castle: Hey, do I begrudge you your coping mechanisms?