Mongrels (TV Series)

Kali and the Rickshaw Inferno (2011)

Rufus Jones: Nelson

Quotes 

• Nelson : Ok. Bit of fun; What do you do for a doggy treat?

  Destiny : I do sit, stay, beg, left paw, right paw, heel,wiggle ears; that's a double, I do crawl, take a bow, on your lap; no touching. I do take it, leave it, salute the flag or if you want, we can just talk.

  Nelson : Sounds rather nice...

  [cut to later] 

  Nelson : So yeah, that's the full and explosive story of how I came to be involved in the Sealed Knot.

  Destiny : [Yawns]  Fascinating.

  Nelson : We're actually doing the battle of Naseby on the 19th if you fancy it.

  Destiny : [Thinks fast to shut him up]  Did you want to put your head in my lap?

  Nelson : Ok then.

  [Destiny coughs] 

  Nelson : Oh.

  [Hands her Dog Biscuit] 

  Nelson : Now, did I ever tell you about my work with the Tolkien society...

• Nelson : How was the funeral?

  Kali : I masqueraded as a dead man, partially blinded a child and caused a clergyman to question his faith in Christianity.

  Marion : How was the buffet?

  Kali : Was adequate.