- Dr. Jessica Adams: Sex releases oxytocin. It's the neuromechanical basis for bonding.
- Dr. Gregory House: And that's why men always marry their right hands.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: It's different for girls.
- Dr. Chi Park: No, it's not. I've tapped over thirty guys and never want to see most of them again.
- [House looks up from microscope, and Adams looks at Park]
- Dr. Chi Park: I live next door to a Jewish frat.
- Dr. James Wilson: Two people are happy and your natural impulse is to destroy it.
- Dr. Gregory House: How do you know she's happy? She tell you?
- Dr. James Wilson: No. Chirping birds flew out of her butt carrying a banner.
- Dr. Gregory House: Lots of people don't have sex. The only people who don't want sex are either sick, dead or lying.