Granny: You're scaring people with your greets. I'm putting you in back. I'm gonna need you to stack basketball goals and baby pools.
Early Cuyler: And I'm gonna need you to stack YOUR kisses up on MY ass! I ain't doing -
[grabs customer]
Early Cuyler: Welcome to Ballmart! - SQUAT!
Granny: Well then I guess you ain't getting
[Greets customer]
Granny: Welcome to Ballmart! - PAID! And I guess I'm gonna write your ass up.
Early Cuyler: And I'm gonna beat your ass DOWN. As soon as I punch out. Hell yeah! I'm 'a punch out, and then punch you! On MY time! My time is the RIGHT time to bust your BE-HIND!
Granny: Ohhhh somebody's greeting the GRAVEYARD SHIFT!
Early Cuyler: Y-Y-You can't do that. Ain't nobody here!
Granny: Well, according to mister clipboard, I just done it.
Early Cuyler: [Looks at the sheriff] Can she do that?
Granny: Ohh you'll greeting... your own INSANITY when I'm done with you boy!