Talk about a video with no redeeming value at all. All you get in this home video is several white boys with no shirts attempting to act very gay and sexy running through the forest with each killed by a man in a very cheap and baggy ape costume. The editor uses the same footage of certain shots over and over again. A young teenage girl prays to the forest spirit and that all she does over and over and over again. Oh God please strike me with blindness so I could never blight myself by watching this offering from Satan's outhouse again! Believe me folks you would rather be struck down with smallpox than view this flatulence from the bowels of the Antichrist himself. At the end there is an attempt at acting that could be better compared by two infants blowing spit bubbles and regurgitating on one another. Im not kidding folks, this video is that bad. In conclusion, this film was not as enjoyable as dinning on my newborns messy diaper.
12 Reviews
I would rather have food poisoning then watch this again.
melmartins20 August 2012
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So boring it's painful.
krowtec13 February 2014
Where do I start?
This steaming pile of crap is just so boring! Without giving away too much of the "plot", the movie revolves around a group of college frat boys who arrive on the eponymous Bigfoot Island to party? Prepare for a GQ shoot? I'm not really sure, and frankly I could not care less.
When the first ten minutes or so is just following one of the Calvin Klein rejects around, broken up by a short scene of bad acting into a cellphone, you can see why I lost interest.
As for the "plot", there isn't one. Well, that's not entirely true, there is a plot but its so thin as to be nonexistent, and thus pointless. My God this movie sucks.
I really can only think of one good point from this film, the cinematography was actually quite good right up until you see "bigfoot", and then it all goes down hill from there.
I'm not going into the monster effects, suffice it to say they spent all their money on the opening. So, five thousand bucks well spent, perhaps next time guys you might want to consider putting more of that budget into a script, with a plot.
This steaming pile of crap is just so boring! Without giving away too much of the "plot", the movie revolves around a group of college frat boys who arrive on the eponymous Bigfoot Island to party? Prepare for a GQ shoot? I'm not really sure, and frankly I could not care less.
When the first ten minutes or so is just following one of the Calvin Klein rejects around, broken up by a short scene of bad acting into a cellphone, you can see why I lost interest.
As for the "plot", there isn't one. Well, that's not entirely true, there is a plot but its so thin as to be nonexistent, and thus pointless. My God this movie sucks.
I really can only think of one good point from this film, the cinematography was actually quite good right up until you see "bigfoot", and then it all goes down hill from there.
I'm not going into the monster effects, suffice it to say they spent all their money on the opening. So, five thousand bucks well spent, perhaps next time guys you might want to consider putting more of that budget into a script, with a plot.
pure cheese.
bobbyfar745 January 2016
oh my god where do I start..do I really need to see a movie with every guy in it walking around without his shirt on...horrific acting,and it seems like every scene was of a shirtless guy walking thru a trail then getting sliced buy an obvious man in a $3 dollar gorilla suit....holy heck that's 76 minutes of my life I'm not going to get back..i rather put my hand in a deep fryer then to watch this mess..i think I would have a better time...if I could give it minus 20 stars I would..the only redeeming value was the lush scenery which was pretty nice...but other then that you are better off watching a 3 hour insurance seminar.the director was somehow obsessed with showing the same trees over and over.it was pure torture to watch.the first fifteen minutes there was nothing said.just some guy walking around with his shirt off.
Ouch!! This movie is Bad!!!!
rmarsh22531 July 2012
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First thing is there is are some great scenic shots and locations, OK that is over. This movie has ridiculously extended walking, hiking and jogging scenes with youthful men and boys with their shirts off. One particular scene has a pale youth showering with the the cameraman scanning pelvic to head for two minutes. There was really no decent plot and the acting was horrible. "The Monster" I think they went down the party shop and rented the cheesiest gorilla monster costume they could find or just got stuck with whatever they had. To try and make up for the costume you got to see a lot of sun shots and effects to kill the HD quality. At one point you could even see the man through the eye holes. OMG I watched the hole thing thinking something might be decent, it was not. This was just short of soft Gay porn.
Not Bad Not Good
bakodel10232 August 2012
For a series of movies that are under the 1313 name, this is one that was probably less of a plot than the other ones. Filming was not all that bad but there were a few noticeable mistakes. I will admit the scenery is breathtaking.
As for Bigfoot, did not know he was ever portrayed having red fur.
There is a second person walking down the road but with no backpack, suitcase or anything.
As for the girl, unfortunately, what does she have to do with the movie? I am beginning to think that maybe she is bigfoot.
Apparently, cell phones get great reception on this island of which I have only seen one home. Low budget but great cinematography. Sort of.
As for Bigfoot, did not know he was ever portrayed having red fur.
There is a second person walking down the road but with no backpack, suitcase or anything.
As for the girl, unfortunately, what does she have to do with the movie? I am beginning to think that maybe she is bigfoot.
Apparently, cell phones get great reception on this island of which I have only seen one home. Low budget but great cinematography. Sort of.
I just watched this and I will never be the same
revelock9 April 2016
Wow Wow Wow this may be the worst movie I have ever scene it's all just shirtless men wondering around for way too long and sometimes the worst looking Bigfoot imaginable appears and kills him, every male character is shirtless for no reason and when they get killed the Bigfoot doesn't even seem to be in the same area as them the director was that lazy. About the plot it is almost non existent, it's hardly explained at all. THE BIGFOOT costume oh my I could have bought that on eBay for twenty dollars when it runs you can see it is obviously just a guy in some cheap suit. Every walking scene and every scene in general goes on too long, a walking scene in the beginning lasted at least ten whole minutes and a shower scene lasted at least four, Never watch this movie or you may die of boredom.
Wow-just plain bad
dreamguardian127 May 2014
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I am a fan of new horror movies, heck I'm a fan of ones with hot guys in them, but this was just bad. The face of Bigfoot was scary and good so that's one 1 star, the guys were hot another 2 stars and the scenery was great another star, but as far as everything else went, i almost fell asleep 10 minutes in, enough scenery shots, get to the movie and learn how to create a monster. Huge kudos's again for the hot guys but my god this wasn't even a B rating. Huge fail and i had such high hopes. If i saw one more scene of the camera staring up at the tops of trees i think i was gong to scream. A 5 year old could redo this movie and make a better Bigfoot, and what is up with Red, really red Bigfoot what did he fall into a vat of red paint?
100% worst film in existence
Draysan-Jennings19 October 2019
Terrible
flyfishbozzuto13 February 2019
Only watch this to make fun of it.
chrisdamb-7957327 March 2016
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I have never ever written a review on IMDb. But, this movie is SO bad, I couldn't help myself. Easily, the worst movie I've ever seen. The first 15 minutes are just scenic shots interlaced with some d- bag walking through the woods shirtless (count the number of trees he has to touch as he passes by them). A whole 15 minutes! The kid could use a gym membership. Then something happens. I assume he's killed by Bigfoot, but it's not shown. At this point , I was rooting for Bigfoot to tear this kid's arms off and beat him with them. Next , d-bag's friend shows up and he's shirtless too. Better yet, there is a disgusting shower scene with him. It's clean, which is more than I can say for him. They didn't even give him soap , so he's washing with his hands. Based on his body acne, he needs soap! 30 minutes in and there have been 3 lines of dialog. 3! All fake cell phone calls. We meet d-bag #3 who also enjoys walking around alone and shirtless. Good news! Only 45 minutes left! 30 minutes in...29 minutes of guys walking and one minute of a homo=erotic shower scene.
Oh yeah! More scenery shots as d-bad #4 arrives! Shirt bound to come off soon. More bad cell phone dialog. Well, I wanted more dialog! careful what you wish for because the dialog made me miss the quiet walking scenes! The woman in the movie prays to a spirit lord. Something like "h great spirit Lord, avenge me." So I tried it too. " Oh great spirit Lord, give me back the last 45 minutes of my life!" And there goes shirt #4.
You get the picture. There is no reason tho watch this other than you read this and said "it can't be that bad". Trust me, Save yourself! It's too late for me!
Oh yeah! More scenery shots as d-bad #4 arrives! Shirt bound to come off soon. More bad cell phone dialog. Well, I wanted more dialog! careful what you wish for because the dialog made me miss the quiet walking scenes! The woman in the movie prays to a spirit lord. Something like "h great spirit Lord, avenge me." So I tried it too. " Oh great spirit Lord, give me back the last 45 minutes of my life!" And there goes shirt #4.
You get the picture. There is no reason tho watch this other than you read this and said "it can't be that bad". Trust me, Save yourself! It's too late for me!
Another Awful Bigfoot Film
Michael_Elliott26 May 2016
1313: Bigfoot Island (2012)
BOMB (out of 4)
Beyond awful film from David DeCoteau has a bunch of topless guys walking around and there's also an incredibly awful looking bigfoot costume.
Sorry if that's not enough of a plot description but that's pretty much all you need to know. This film is aimed at the gay community so that will explain why there are so many male models walking around without their shirts on. I don't mind that because, well, most horror films have topless women walking around so why not make things even? What I hated about this film as well as others like it is the fact that there's nothing going on.
I love bad movies and low-budget movies but I almost struggle to call this thing a movie because you've basically got no plot and a camera capturing people walking around. I mean, who on Earth is this movie aimed at? Who is going to like watching this? As I said, I understand that the horror films of the 80s and beyond featured naked women but at the same time we were also given some sort of story. There's nothing like that here.
BOMB (out of 4)
Beyond awful film from David DeCoteau has a bunch of topless guys walking around and there's also an incredibly awful looking bigfoot costume.
Sorry if that's not enough of a plot description but that's pretty much all you need to know. This film is aimed at the gay community so that will explain why there are so many male models walking around without their shirts on. I don't mind that because, well, most horror films have topless women walking around so why not make things even? What I hated about this film as well as others like it is the fact that there's nothing going on.
I love bad movies and low-budget movies but I almost struggle to call this thing a movie because you've basically got no plot and a camera capturing people walking around. I mean, who on Earth is this movie aimed at? Who is going to like watching this? As I said, I understand that the horror films of the 80s and beyond featured naked women but at the same time we were also given some sort of story. There's nothing like that here.
Still not a 'proper' movie
Leofwine_draca30 December 2017
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BIGFOOT ISLAND is the first in this interminable '1313' film series that I've seen which doesn't take place in the same white Californian mansion. Instead this one takes place on a lush green island where the sinister presence of Bigfoot stalks the usual bunch of young shirtless men who spend an age wandering around and looking for direction. The change of setting is nice, but this is far from a 'proper' movie, just an excuse to show acres of naked male flesh while the director looks on and rubs his hands with glee.
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