Holliston (TV Series)

Weekend of Horrors: Part 1 (2012)

Dee Snider: Lance Rockett

Quotes 

• Joe : So how was the Dangerous Toys concert?

  Lance Rockett : It was Faster Pussycat.

  Joe : There's a difference?

• Adam : A rock star handed you his beer and you drank it? Do you have any idea how many people that dude has probably been with or what diseases he might have?

  Lance Rockett : No.

  Joe : You do look a little tired there, Lance.

  Lance Rockett : I'm trying a new mascara.

  Adam : Come on, boss! You should know better than to share a drink from one of those filthy rock stars. Driving into town, wearing women's clothes, sticking their dicks into everything that moves, spreading diseases, doing drugs...

  Lance Rockett : -Hey!

  [Breaking character] 

  Lance Rockett : Some of us only wore women's clothing, OK?

• Lance Rockett : Did you really fight the guy who played "Jason"?

  Joe : It's a long story.

  Adam : Actually, no, it's a very quick story. Kane went "smack" and Joe went "boom." That was it.

  Joe : It wasn't like that.

  [Off of their looks] 

  Joe : I'm bad at fighting.

• Lance Rockett : The doctor checked me out and said that burning sensation was from poor circulation. So I can't rock the leather pants for two weeks.

  Joe : [Motioning to Lance's pants]  So what about those?

  Lance Rockett : These are pleather. Much more breathable.

  Joe : Ah.

  Lance Rockett : So close call, but the Love Rockett gets to love rock it again!

  Adam : Gross.

  Lance Rockett : Besides, doctor says the worst I could have caught from drinking somebody's beer is herpes and I've already beaten that several times.

  Joe : Don't you get herpes for life?

  Lance Rockett : [Motions to his face, his crotch, and his ass]  Depends where on your body you get it.

  Adam : Again. Gross.

  Lance Rockett : You guys have a good show. 'Cause I've got dudes to rock and chicks to roll! See ya'll on Monday.

  Joe : See ya.

  Lance Rockett : [Exiting]  Take it sleazy, boys! Horns high! Horns! High!

  [Adam and Joe sip from their water bottles when Lance suddenly re-enters the room] 

  Lance Rockett : Oh, P.S. Don't drink the water from this fountain. Doctor says I need to get the spout sterilized.

  [Adam and Joe look at each other with their mouths full of water] 

  Lance Rockett : Good night! Woo!