- Baljeet: [standing idly by with Buford and Isabella while Phineas and Ferb enter their inescapable tower] Legally speaking, what is our liability here?
- Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, my brother and I are here today to give you a thrilling display of escapement arts as we attempt to extricate ourselves from THIS, the most complicated trap ever devised by man or child, a computer-controlled tower so fiendishly clever that its blueprints had to be viewed in a smoked mirror to avoid driving its creators insane!
- Voice of the Tower: I don't give a flying buttress.
- Major Monogram: As for me, I'm off to Cheesetopia! It's utopia with cheese.
- Carl: Sir, you remember what happens when you eat cheese.
- Major Monogram: Uh, I've been cleared by the doctors.
- Phineas: Just dump it right there like a caged guy in a squirrel costume. What? I stand my that metaphor.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [spotting Carl sneaking through his lab in a squirrel outfit] Oh, and I just sprayed for squirrel men.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well, now, it appears that Fate has dumped our mysterious guest like an immense pile of assorted cheeses onto the lawn of my evil lab I know. It's a strange metaphor but I stand by it!
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ugh, it's so hard to get good help these days, even when you ride 'em like a bicycle.