- [the girls decide Lee should host the book club]
- Kristin: Just tell us what book to read and if there are any sobriety checkpoints in the area.
- Angel Ortiz: I'm worried that Vanessa is starting to think of me as just the funny girl in the office instead of as a viable lesbian partner.
- Brian: You know what it's like living with my ex-wife and her husband? I never get to do anything I want! I can't even park my car in the yard.
- Brian: Congratulations, you're the most pathetic person here. And I just fished a dime out of a urinal.
- [the ladies discover that Lee, whom they think is a woman, has a closet full of men's clothes]
- Kelly: Oh my God, look at it in here! Why do you have all this stuff?
- Lee Standish: Uh, well, I, uh...
- Angel Ortiz: The only way she could get a job at Pontiac was to dress up as a man!
- Grace Hudson: That's absurd.
- Lee Standish: So you're bossy and nosy and judgey because you care about me?
- Grace Hudson: Yeah. Haven't you ever had female friends before?